Neverending Rap Battle

Cocky mofo

Wait... Everything I do is freestyle, Do you guys spend long times writing raps? I always thought that I was supposed to freestyle anyways.

Real talk, i think all us need collab and hit verses against those other fools on other rap sites lol

Prof freestyles a lot of his stuff but he's done it so much that it sounds written but yes we do actually sit down and write

lot of my **** is freestyled

Everything of my stuff is freestyled. Although its not the best...
I jus get bored after school and start writing

Mine are freestyled, pre-written, written and, above all, do not mimick anyone else's style. They're totally fresh!

aiyo illustraight i wonder i was dissin dauer
but y the **** would u introduce
yoself n interfare between beef of us 2?
i guess thats because dauer couldn't **** wid me so he picked up his phone
n said u ''hi dude,go to able 2 know,open that rap battle n c rap of smuuks''
''i cant **** wid him,thats y m askin u to diss him,can u?''
bitch u cant,ima **** u
bitch i'ma bust a cap in yo ass hole n keep fuckin u untill u ain't go to sleep
perminently bitch rest in peace
n m dope,i'ma **** any body who disses meee
n if u r that much fuckin G'
than open page 2058 n u can see'me
dissin buck joe u can diss me back fo that too pleeeeezzzzz
cuz u seem here secartry of anybody who can't diss me
thats y u picked on me,sucker u talkin about sexual invovment between
me n shady,n told me that wats gonna be his reaction in front of me
''I doubt for a minute that you'll get a pleasant reaction''thats what u said?than i guess yo know him better than me,but sexually
what yo said in first 5 lines,i fliped all that back on yo wid ma one line,thats difference b/w you n mee
n your whole fuckin rap is talkin bout sex
sex wid eminem,and african sex
it got me thinkin you r fuckin poor whore,victom of inferiority complex
who visits different continent's,sell yo ass to pay yo yearly tex
n now yo tellin me how africans men's fucked you
n what sexuall diseases got you
u may b aid's infested but you ain't sicker then me
cuz i can give you as painfull **** as 6 dicks in 1 pussy
it may b more pleasure fo yo than u ever had,after gettin
**** from different countries
bitch i wrote this **** in 15 min's
you can again prepare a rap to diss me n post it after 1 week
cuz you gotta search vocabulary
plus u need 7 days to beat ma rap which i wrote in min's not more than fifteen

So you admit you DO have a disease? Ha ha!

Bambino was right - you have no multis or similes
I'm not even gonna respond to that .... unwillingly
Really, B - that **** you scribbled makes no ******* sense to me
It's as senseless as a middle finger flipped incorrectly
smuuks, oh shucks
You're not better than any of us here, so go **** a rotund old butt
You wrote that in 15 minutes? So what?
I wrote this in half the time, it's sweet enough to **** a doughnut up
Talk your **** like a mainstream rapper
Or go Hollywood like a crazy actor, you baby cracker
And how the **** would you know about a 6-dick orgy?
You must've been the pussy before me
who got pushed to an orgasm much torturous than a prostitute
getting balled in the ballsack by a American ball team
I'm glad you came up with "smuuks", that name is clever
But take out an "m" and a "u", and I'll send you the remaining letters!

ok i'ma show that to ya

*inhale*
inhale it in the stimulant
then blow it out
goin out grab a mic and throw it down
cause im goin out
known with the hottest flow in town
the hottest flow around
mowin down all this grass
ballin classy
girls been askin me
if i wanna be the next superstar who's gonna be
grabbin his balls, rappin it up raw
well rappin is all
i know, i mean i could be ballin pro
but it aint about that, cause
i would stand in the cold for hours rappin till my cheeks red
i just want the respect, but im aimin low
to blow you halfass rappers outta the H20
right up to sea level, then you can you seem my level
and the pedestal that ill have you on
ill kick it right out from underneath
till ya fall to ya fuckin knees,i mastered this
this game im rappin it in elastic sendin it to alaska
to chill out, you cant match it, admit it
i gotcha hidden in a casket and thats it

thats called multi syllable rhyming homes

if im writing something with a deep topic and meaning it sometimes can take up to 3 weeks cause you get all your ideas then you apply it to the paper

Duh, my name is iLLs
Yeah, I'm coming with the crazy skills
I'm making kills that make the babies shrill and the ladies shrill
A grasshopper
who couldn't be ass bothered to stock up for the winter
because the ants took all the food
It's all good, I'm in the hood
Hanging there like a slum dog should
The bullies who live here, they're all crude
Plus the broads are also rude
Duh, that's why I haven't got a girlfriend
As the world spins
I'm twirling and as I'm whirling, my motherfucking hair curls in
Like a Curly-Wurly
Go to the bar and order a couple of Shirley's
Got a bird named Shirley
As I got into her Temple, Shirley squirted like a bird dropping a dirty turd
That's my word
Yo, iLLs in your area
Causing mass hysteria, but I'm not Nasty Nas
My dick is taller than the Taj Mahal
Namaskar (hello), namaste and Allahu Akbar
It's New Year, let's have some Haagen-Dazs

There's only one ills bitch tits

Don't call me a bitch-tits
You're a bitch-tits
You're a bitch WITH tits
More tits than a bitch with tits
You wouldn't know tits if you HIT a bitch with tits
and those tits flipped and whip-kicked you like a bitch ..... with TITS
Tell me, do you know what a bitch's tit LOOK like?
I bet you don't
Huh huh, you had to look under your momma's dress to see WHAT a bitch's tit looks like
Tits fits a bitch, tits doesn't fit a misfit
But in this case, the tits fit you .... because you're a big-titted BITCH
And the reason you are a big-titted bitch
is because you're a bitch .... WHO'S GOT BIG TITS!
The biggest tits I have ever seen on a bitch
****, I've never seen a bitch with this big a tit
since William and Kate were crowned Prince and Princess
And even Kate Middleton's got tits - they're Royal Princess tits
William says, "Goodness gracious, those are some thick tits!
The thickest set of biggest tits on a Princess chick that I've ever glimpsed
I wish I had a set of tits as big as my chick's tits!"

uh wut.

this was so terrible but it was so god damn stupid i cant stop laughing

did an open mic tonight

audio i think is gonnna be bad but ill have it up tomorrow

check it, peace

I have a feeling someone is trying to steal my style. His rhyming techniques look so similar.

eat ma diss,both of yo,bambino n illustraight,muthafuckin bitches

no bambino was wrong i got multis n similes
but u can't see it as clearly as i can see your patches of acne,hehehe
may b u will see it when...me,a dissin machine,slap it on yo face as ridicolously as chicken egg smashed on yo cheek
u talk about multi's?dick suckin-bambino
you r 83 years old fake suffering-pachino
who sound like fuckin-banzino,tryna find ma weaknesses,like marlin searching-nemo
oh-my lord,safe bambino from me,grow-up-boy
dont poke yo nose here or you'll get yo nose out-of-joint
till yo kill one mic i would have conquered 'bout-half'a-detroit
n illustraight,if i dont lie yo rap was great,but if u started rappin in concert half-crowd-will-avoid
to listen to it,i-dont-lie
if rap similes were texed,you would have got rebate
u can't play wid me playaa,as soon as yo turn over's,u'll get check mate
i play wid metaphors and similes,believe me i can make whole rap by it n m as bold as brass
just like ma spit,as smooth as glass
but if u still say anybody here is better than me than u r like a dripping tap,everybody hear you but can't turn u off
cuz you have a face for radio, a voice for mime and a body you could grow tomatoes off
if u diss me again,i think instead of dissin u back i would laugh
n i really am stream's main rapper,
but u rap as rough as sand paper
and i know 'bout 6 dicks orgy
cuz yo girl told me but she said'oh it dont effects mee'
may be cuz she is much torturous than a prostitute
who sell's her pussy in exchange of resturant food
uyuuuh,S-M doubleU-k-s is smuuks
but if u cut "M" n "U" it forms the word,which suits you...