You know, I would like to hear from all those in favor of renewing this "assault weapons" ban.
I wonder, could you describe for me, the type of guns this ban affects, and tell me how these guns are any more deadly than any other semiautomatic rifle?
Last time I checked, thumbhole stocks, flash suppressors, and pistol grips don't make a bullet go any faster. They're ergonomic and cosmetic features. And when was the last time you heard of a drive-by bayoneting? And why in Zod's name would one of these features on a gun be okay, but two would be unacceptable?
Because that's what this ban is about. Have you read the thing? Let me illustrate:
Gun #1. This is an AR-15(BANNED):
Gun #2. This is a Ruger Mini-14. (NOT BANNED):
The first is an "assault weapon" according to the law. The second is perfectly legal.
Please explain any and all practical differences between these two fine rifles, especially any differences that would necessitate banning one and not the other.
Before you do, though, i'm going to save you a lot of trouble by pointing out that there AREN'T any useful differences. They fire the same round, likely with very similar mechanisms, at the rate of one bullet per trigger pull. For all intents and purposes, they might as well be the exact same gun.
Actually, now that I mention it, you can legally modify that second one to look scary like the first, without changing the way the gun functions in any way:
Holy crap, I think I just wet myself! That's a scary gun! Now THAT one needs to be banned!
Seriously, people. The 1994 "assault weapons" ban makes guns illegal because they look scary. I **** you not. Read the text of the law, I dare you.
What it also does is it sets a precedent for banning guns based on appearance and nonmechanical features. That's about the worst reason I've ever heard of to ban anything in particular; it's the equivalent of banning a particular brand of rubber penis because it's both ribbed for her pleasure AND rechargeable, while lesser penises with only one of these features go unbanned.
I, of course, used the rubber penis analogy because some of you are obviously so scared of pistol grips and bayonet attachments, that you could not possibly have a real penis of your own.
wait...wait...here it comes....
Booyah.