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Feminine hygiene products -- a discussion.

 
 
ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 5 Sep, 2004 11:13 pm
what? is such an apropo signature...


I am not sure it is more gross than anything else. Just takes getting used to...

There are some benefits to being a few years past all that.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 5 Sep, 2004 11:50 pm
The crowd was excited and suddenly Mac11 rushed forward and wrote:
I nominate gus for the Diva Cup award for bringing the product to our attention in the first place.


Caught up in the moment, Roger, EdgarBlythe, and an unidentified black man hefted the prestigious Diva Cup and started chanting in unison...

Gus..Gus...Gus...Gus.....

http://www.southafrican.co.uk/images/uploaded/862499332-golf.jpg
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CerealKiller
 
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Reply Sun 5 Sep, 2004 11:52 pm
Never quite understood the oil and vinegar douche.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 6 Sep, 2004 06:32 am
Quote:
Never quite understood the oil and vinegar douche.


What would you suggest? Oil and peanut butter?

We are speaking of toxic wastelands. Oil and vinegar are competent combatants in this ongoing war.

Leave them alone.
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 6 Sep, 2004 07:21 am
oil and vinegar is a salad dressing.
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boomerang
 
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Reply Mon 6 Sep, 2004 01:30 pm
Toxic wastelands?
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margo
 
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Reply Mon 6 Sep, 2004 09:58 pm
Rolling Eyes
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 6 Sep, 2004 10:00 pm
ossobuco wrote:
what? is such an apropo signature...


Is it? It is?
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 6 Sep, 2004 10:18 pm
It is.

I am always glad to see it.
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margo
 
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Reply Tue 7 Sep, 2004 11:49 pm
me too
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 8 Sep, 2004 12:53 pm
excellent!
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Wed 8 Sep, 2004 01:09 pm
Am I too late for the competition? I just found this thread.....I'm thinking the diva cup would make a great shot glass in vampire bars......
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nimh
 
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Reply Wed 8 Sep, 2004 01:22 pm
Setanta wrote:
I've never been embarrassed by menstruation products, and find the entire "feminine hygiene" euphamism scam hilarious. I've never had a problem in picking up napkins or tampons for a woman who asks me to, and when i worked in a family shelter, i used to go pick up the giant economy packs--fill the shopping cart with them.

See, there's a real man for you ... you know when a man will outman you when he just goes in there and takes those mothereffin' tampons and comes straight out like its no thing! Boo yaa!

gustavratzenhofer wrote:
A preacher was telling his congregation that anything they could think of, old or new, was discussed somewhere in the Bible and that the entirety of the human experience could be found there.

After the service, he was approached by a woman who said "Preacher, I don't believe the Bible mentions PMS".

The preacher replied that he was sure it must be there somewhere and that he would look for it.

The following week after the service, the preacher called the woman aside and showed her a passage which read, "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem."

Eh, I think that was the part about strapon sex ...
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nimh
 
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Reply Wed 8 Sep, 2004 01:29 pm
littlek wrote:
My EX housemate. And, that was one of the least disgusting things she did.

Knew there was something odd about Dag ...

But very intelligent, she is. Really highly intelligent.

Ah, you know how it is with geniuses ... they get confused, mislay their Diva Cups ... happens.
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 8 Sep, 2004 01:30 pm
Not Dasha! Before Dasha.
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nimh
 
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Reply Wed 8 Sep, 2004 01:37 pm
Oh, OK. Well, not that it would be, like ... I mean ... Right.

"Before Dasha" kindof sounds like a name for a movie ... some kind of romantic movie with a pretty, light-coloured poster with beautful people on it ... <sighs>

"After Dasha" on the other hand sounds like something you'd buy in the drugstore, I must admit. Something vaguely reminiscent of a feminine hygiene product, in fact ...
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Diane
 
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Reply Wed 8 Sep, 2004 01:37 pm
NIMH, don't leave now--tell us what strapon sex is! Of it's found in the bible, it must be really kinky!

Roger, nighttime snacks would suddenly lose their appeal, wouldn't they?

BPB, Dys and I both are laughing!

Littlek, what? Love it.
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 8 Sep, 2004 01:41 pm
I'm glad eveyone likes the 'what?'. Kind of funny to me though. It's there because I'm sort of hard of hearing.
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nimh
 
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Reply Wed 8 Sep, 2004 01:45 pm
I just dont understand why this thread is in the Humour section.
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 8 Sep, 2004 01:46 pm
because bodily funtion is funny?
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