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Feminine hygiene products -- a discussion.

 
 
Reply Sat 4 Sep, 2004 05:06 pm
I was strolling through the grocery store today and as I was passing through the aisle with all the womens' junk I happened to notice a product called LightDays It has such a nice springlike sound to it. Lightdays

Are Lightdays exciting? ( For the ladies and Slappy )

What other feminine hygiene products are worth discussing?

How about that damn diva cup I've been hearing so much about? That's all the women have been talking about down at the diner. The diva cup.

http://www.divacup.com/images/women.jpg

Is it really worth the fuss? Should we just discuss the diva cup and Lightdays or should we expand this conversation to cover all feminine hygiene products?

I have a few ideas for a revolutionary product that just might replace Lightdays, but I still have a few kinks to work out before I attempt to market it.

Until then, let's get this feminine hygiene product discussion rolling.
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boomerang
 
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Reply Sat 4 Sep, 2004 05:22 pm
I don't know about the diva cup. Perhaps its a swamp girl thing?

Until they come out with a Valium infused tampon I don't really care to discuss this stuff.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 4 Sep, 2004 05:36 pm
How about a tampon that is inserted with hydraulics?

Would that be marketable?

Talk to me.
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boomerang
 
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Reply Sat 4 Sep, 2004 05:41 pm
No. Not useful.

But you can make yourself useful:

Shut up and get me some chocolate.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Sat 4 Sep, 2004 05:49 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
How about a tampon that is inserted with hydraulics?

Would that be marketable?

Talk to me.


Don't they already have wings? Forget about the bus, take a pad to work!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 4 Sep, 2004 05:49 pm
I was on the way to the store to buy boomerang some chocolate when I encountered this gentleman trying to lift a tree...

http://www.bobpratt.org/januncio2.jpg

He grunted and groaned, but the tree didn't budge an inch.

It was quite amazing.
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boomerang
 
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Reply Sat 4 Sep, 2004 06:02 pm
It didn't budge because he's a sissy.

Okay, look. I'm going to level with you.

They call it a period for a reason.

It marks the 28 day cycle that your woman is just fed up with you. Period.

She wants you to get out of the freaking house and out of her hair for a while. Period.

All this maxi, mini, diva, pearl, busses, light days, wings, whatever is just an attempt to confuse men and make them think this is complicated.

Honestly, more women fret when they DON'T have a period than when they do. We bow down to the Playtex God (while facing Westport, Conneticut) and we thank her for delivering us from pregnancy.

Unless of course we want to get pregnant.

Then we just hate that bitch.

That said, please do not buy me any cheap chocolate. Moonstuck is good. See's is okay. Nothing less will do.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sat 4 Sep, 2004 06:13 pm
Thank you, Gus, for bringing up such a fascinating topic. I have been waiting for a thread like this since I joined A2K.

I have a question. I've noticed some women, not a lot mind you, but some, have a certain faint smell when they are on their period. It's kind of a gamey, but inexplicably enticing smell. What's the deal with that?
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boomerang
 
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Reply Sat 4 Sep, 2004 06:15 pm
All the better to confuse you, kickycan.
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boomerang
 
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Reply Sat 4 Sep, 2004 06:19 pm
Actually, its probably pheremones.

Men with sensetive noses can smell out fertile women.

Its a biological imperative.
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 4 Sep, 2004 08:03 pm
What's up with those damn wings anyway? Does anyone actually prefer the wings?
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 4 Sep, 2004 08:04 pm
And what the hell is a Diva cup?
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boomerang
 
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Reply Sat 4 Sep, 2004 08:05 pm
I"ve never tried the wings. From what I understand it is easier to take the bus.
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 4 Sep, 2004 08:07 pm
That must be it. I never take the bus, so that explains everything.

Thanks Boomerang ;-) That was really bugging me. I feel better now.
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boomerang
 
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Reply Sat 4 Sep, 2004 08:27 pm
You should try mass transit!

By the way, I think a diva cup is something guys use for drag shows. Kind of a Ru Paul athletic cup thingy. Keeps things tucked away. Raises you voice an octive or two.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 4 Sep, 2004 11:28 pm
http://www.divacup.com/images/women.jpg

I don't know what a diva cup is. Montana doesn't know what a diva cup is.

But that woman in the photo sure as hell does. Judging from the look on her face that damn think replaces chocolate, flowers, shopping, and sex with sweaty Brazilian cowboys -- all in one fell swoop.

It must be a hell of a product.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 5 Sep, 2004 12:01 am
I just searched the diva cup. Now that I know what it is, I am never going to mention it again.
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Montana
 
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Reply Sun 5 Sep, 2004 12:27 am
boomerang wrote:
You should try mass transit!

By the way, I think a diva cup is something guys use for drag shows. Kind of a Ru Paul athletic cup thingy. Keeps things tucked away. Raises you voice an octive or two.


Very interesting idea. By Edgar's reaction, I don't think they are very comfortable, but Gus's description makes it sounds all wonderful and stuff.

Ih damn, now I'm gonna have to go look it up. I have to force myself to see the evil that Edgar absolutely cannot talk about.

I'll be back.
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Diane
 
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Reply Sun 5 Sep, 2004 12:44 am
Whaddaya know? It's something to do with the environment!!!

Quote:
Since The DivaCup™ is reusable, it is very economical. As well, you can feel confident that you are doing your part in environmental conservation. Landfill and pollution problems are on the rise and continue to be a worldwide concern.


Landfill and pollution and the diva cup. Sounds like a winner to me. So Gus, do you really care about landfull and pollution? How about you, Edgar? This is gonna be big, I tell you, BIG.
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Montana
 
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Reply Sun 5 Sep, 2004 12:47 am
I just went searching and read up on our Diva cup and since I'm big on helping the environment, I just might give it a try if I can get over the grossness of it all, lol.
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