furiousflee wrote:ah yes, how could I forget...I was focusing so much on the penis I forgot about the nipples.....****, then I guess we all how our spontaneous body part reaction......so what do we do about it.....
wow...you managed to say, penis, nipples, reaction, and **** all in two lines....i'm impressed
Ok, what was the question?
furiousflee wrote:Ok.....to keep this one alive......How can we help our female comanions accept their nipple standing situations in public places?
I accept it, but sometimes I don't want to share with the world.
did some research:
Erections: When a man gets aroused sexually, blood flows into his penis at a faster rate than it flows out (called vasocongestion). This causes the penis to get larger and harder, which is called getting an erection. Sometimes though, erections can happen at the weirdest times. For example, you're sitting in math class taking a test, and all of a sudden you've got a hard-on. Turned on by algebra? Not likely. What you have is a spontaneous erection. Spontaneous erections are erections that you get when you're not sexually aroused. Spontaneous erections seem to just pop up for no reason at all. And that can feel pretty embarrassing. They go away fairly quickly if you ignore them. You can sing a song in your head, or try to say the alphabet backward to get your mind off it. This can happen a lot to a teenager because your hormones are all over the place. Don't worry; spontaneous erections happen less and less frequently as you get older. They also seem to happen less frequently for men who have recently ejaculated by masturbation or by having sex with a partner.
Just roll with it. Take me, for example.
I attend Yoga. Right before I go in to class, I watch porn on my portable DVD player in my car(amputee invalids, if you want to know). This usually gives me enough erection power for at least half the class...but by then they've kicked me out. Apparently dropping pickup lines on chicks with an erection sticking through my sweatpants during meditation time doesn't fly well.
I was flippin through the threads when I saw that Slappy had posted...I wasn't disappointed.
I am bringing the boner back up to the top again....any interesting boner stories?
it could be because often times when you're on the subway, it's the early morning, thus you're experiencing "morning wood". this happens to me all the time, unexpectedly and i find my member protruding at an embarassing angle from my khakis.
Biologists tell us, whether we ask them to or not, that the human male between the ages of about 12 to about 25 years will have 20-to 25 spontaneous erections a day for an average of, again about, one per hour.
After 25 they drop, the erections that is, not the males, to one every two to four hours,( well, I guess both of them are drooping a bit)
Speaking for myself, ___ oh, no, here comes one of his goddam remembrances---- I remember having only one erection. It lasted from Tuesday, December 2nd 1964 to a Friday night in August of 1976 where it was brought to an end when my mother-in-law walked in on us. ===== Us, not being her daughter and myself, caused any number of long and involved conversations, meetings with sincere but ineffective counselors and resulted in me choosing to take either the stereo or the big couch but not both. I chose to take both.
I'm over fifty now, way over, but if it's of any help to the original questioner, every day as I'm trying to read my paper, or I'm trying solve a Scrabble puzzle, or I'm studying my schedule on my Palm@, some young, short skirted, tee-shirted, braless brainless creature *gets on the train, stands inches from me and then bends down to get something out of her backpack.
It like a piece of galvanized pipe.
Joe
* Try to say that three times fast, it's got a nice rythmn, or something.
You've got a nice rhythm Joe.
rhythm
Isn't that the most weirdly spelled word in English. Thanks, P.
Yes, I've always thought it was a weird spelling, too.
Um...I've got a question. A scientific one. Just purely outta curiosity, of course. How many spontaneous erections per day can be expected for men, say, from 50 to 60?...60 to 70?...70 to 80?
(I'm planning ahead.)
Btw : I stand corrected, if that is the proper term. A friend reading over my hilarious tale of the short-skirted etc says that the reaction I had was due to stimulus, (I'll say!) and not what is the subject of this thread which he described as a pop-up.
Well.
That is, erections which occur without stimulus or reason, they just arrive. Usually occurring, if you are fourteen, when it is your turn to take the exam papers for your row up to the teacher's desk, but occurring less frequently as one ages. The reason for them is simple.
Your involuntary functions, breathing, heartbeat, the electrical connections between the brain and the various organs are on a constant feedback system of testing. Down deep in your brain some little group of synapses are putting out bursts of energy to see if you can still swallow, blink your eyes, and, to put it in engineering terms, reach appropriate hydraulic pressure in the subject organ.
The brain usually picks moments of inactivity to do this, hence the snake arises after the exam is over or just after you relax in your seat on the subway. They last about 30 seconds to a minute and half then subside to the more foldable state.
One never ceases to have these 'arrivals without invitation'. Men in their eighties have three to ten of these brain-checks a day. They always happen when guests have arrived at their hospital bedside. Somewhere, deep in the brain, God put in a synapse with a sense of humor.
"Now.?"
"No, wait till his sister's friend is shaking his hand."
Joe
I always thought "phonetics" was a weirdly spelled word.(at least logically speaking)
And why is there a y in dyslexia?
dislexeeyah. Yeehah. Yeehaw. Heehaw.
wait.. ,,, I'm getting seasick again,
Eva wrote:Yes, I've always thought it was a weird spelling, too.
Um...I've got a question. A scientific one. Just purely outta curiosity, of course. How many spontaneous erections per day can be expected for men, say, from 50 to 60?...60 to 70?...70 to 80?
(I'm planning ahead.)
By the way; is that what women mean when they say they 'like' spontaneity in a man??
[is there a connection (wait for it, i think this is going to rhyme - another odd spelling) between premature ejaculation, and "postmature erection" ; say over 55!? (rhymed with connection, but didn't have the rhythm, did it?]
and speaking from the vantage point of a male, just slightly over the age of 29 (by a factor of approximately two), close encounters of the solid kind are much more likely to be initiated by Joe's " young, short skirted, tee-shirted, braless, brainless creature", than the serendipitous result of spontaneity!
