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Why do men get boners on subways or on busses?

 
 
littlek
 
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Reply Thu 2 Sep, 2004 01:19 pm
Rick - no, not at all. I was laughing at the thought of my dating only dumbasses.

Furious, yes we do - the nipple factor. We can wear padded bras, but they aren't all that comfy. Sometimes the ol nips decide they want to say hello to everyone for no apparent reason.
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furiousflee
 
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Reply Thu 2 Sep, 2004 01:21 pm
ah yes, how could I forget...I was focusing so much on the penis I forgot about the nipples.....****, then I guess we all how our spontaneous body part reaction......so what do we do about it.....
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 2 Sep, 2004 01:21 pm
Rick d'Israeli wrote:
What women don't know, is that men are actually extremely intelligent people, who deliberately want to give women the feeling they are in control. Poor gals.


The brilliant thing about women is that we let men think that women are the weaker sex so we can get out of doing things we don't want to do and give ourselves extra time to laze around watching you do all the work!

"Oh, this is so heavy..." so you'll carry our tv up 4 flights of stairs when we move.

"But I don't know much about cars..." so you'll change our oil, tires, pump our gas, etc...

"You're so much better with numbers..." so you will have the headache of doing the bills.

and so on and so forth. But we did just fine before you so what makes men think we can't do all that stuff? We just don't want to. Very Happy
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furiousflee
 
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Reply Thu 2 Sep, 2004 01:23 pm
mmmm.....seems like we might have a sex battle on our hands here.....you know, we should all just get along and forget the sex power thing....beacause in the end we all want the same thing....some nookie
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 2 Sep, 2004 01:24 pm
Furious - come on, don't you have your defenses readied by now - you're not a teenager, I am assuming. Do you carry a bag/briefcase? A backpack? Don't guys do creative visualization to ward off that kind of thing? As for women, that's why we are often seen carrying little sweaters around all the damned time.

See, I don't do all that stuff that Kristie is talking about.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 2 Sep, 2004 01:26 pm
furiousflee wrote:
mmmm.....seems like we might have a sex battle on our hands here.....you know, we should all just get along and forget the sex power thing....beacause in the end we all want the same thing....some nookie


Oh no...women just want love.... Laughing

Ok ok, it's true!
I'll admit it!
We want sex just as bad as you do!

Dirty, kinky, raunchy, mindless sex! Shocked Very Happy
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 2 Sep, 2004 01:27 pm
littlek wrote:

See, I don't do all that stuff that Kristie is talking about.


You're no fun....can't we at least make them think there is a general conspiracy? Sad

Twisted Evil
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furiousflee
 
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Reply Thu 2 Sep, 2004 01:29 pm
well, normally what I do to hide the "member" is I give it some air. Now now, I don't whip it out and run around screaming: "Giving it some air, giving it some air!" No, I "turtleneck" it, you just pop it up against your stomach and let the head look out and bam, we got the problem solved....its not such a big problem....but let me ask another question in its stead......why don't we just accept it and embrace the uncontrollable factor of our bodies.....let the penis get hard and let the nipples stand.....
Romans, Countrymen and woman(got to be PC) lend me your penises and nipples....
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 2 Sep, 2004 01:29 pm
I like to play devil's advocate on gender issues. I stuck up for the dumbass (hahaha) guys too.
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 2 Sep, 2004 01:30 pm
you do what?!?! And you've never been arrested for that?
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 2 Sep, 2004 01:31 pm
furiousflee wrote:
No, I "turtleneck" it, you just pop it up against your stomach and let the head look out and bam, we got the problem solved....quote]


holy god... Shocked ...where do you live again?
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 2 Sep, 2004 01:32 pm
ya know, mention boner in a thread title and look how fast this sucker gets posts... Laughing
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Rick d Israeli
 
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Reply Thu 2 Sep, 2004 01:33 pm
Kristie wrote:
The brilliant thing about women is that we let men think that women are the weaker sex so we can get out of doing things we don't want to do and give ourselves extra time to laze around watching you do all the work!

Laughing
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furiousflee
 
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Reply Thu 2 Sep, 2004 01:34 pm
Yea I posted it for that particular purpose...see whats really on the minds of people....and I am South-African living in Mexico......
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furiousflee
 
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Reply Thu 2 Sep, 2004 01:42 pm
Ok.....to keep this one alive......How can we help our female comanions accept their nipple standing situations in public places?
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 2 Sep, 2004 01:47 pm
Quote:
ya know, mention boner in a thread title and look how fast this sucker gets posts... Laughing

i refuse to post to the boner thread...
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Rick d Israeli
 
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Reply Thu 2 Sep, 2004 01:48 pm
Boston prudery?
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 2 Sep, 2004 01:48 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
Quote:
ya know, mention boner in a thread title and look how fast this sucker gets posts... Laughing

i refuse to post to the boner thread...


Ok....
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furiousflee
 
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Reply Thu 2 Sep, 2004 01:48 pm
thats too bad since you just fell in your own refusal....yes yes I know it was on purpose....
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Thu 2 Sep, 2004 02:08 pm
furiousflee wrote:
[...]lend me your penises[...]


You know, Flee, that really isn't a wise thing to say on the Internet Laughing.


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