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Why do men get boners on subways or on busses?

 
 
Reply Thu 2 Sep, 2004 12:56 pm
This is something that caught me strange now for a while....Why do men get boners on subways? And no, not subway the place where you eat at, but subway the place where you get from A to B....
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 2 Sep, 2004 12:57 pm
Are these boners pressed up against you and this is why you notice? Or just every guy you look at has pitched a tent?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 2 Sep, 2004 12:59 pm
uh...because we have a dick.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 2 Sep, 2004 01:02 pm
Laughing he he he....
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Rick d Israeli
 
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Reply Thu 2 Sep, 2004 01:05 pm
I'll go with kickycan ...
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 2 Sep, 2004 01:06 pm
Where do men NOT get boners?
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furiousflee
 
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Reply Thu 2 Sep, 2004 01:06 pm
no....because I'm a guy and everytime I get on a bus or the subway its like automatic....I controll not the hardon...it has a mind of its own......Seriously WHY O WHY DO WE HAVE TO BE TORTURED LIKE THIS.....women get pregnent, but the power of the penis controls the man...WTF
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Rick d Israeli
 
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Reply Thu 2 Sep, 2004 01:08 pm
You say it, furiousflee!
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 2 Sep, 2004 01:08 pm
uh, ok...well, I don't know.



God only gave men enough blood to run one head at a time...guess which one often wins? Laughing
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 2 Sep, 2004 01:11 pm
hmmm, vibrations? What kind of undies do you wear, if that's not too personal? Ya know, in the name of science.
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Rick d Israeli
 
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Reply Thu 2 Sep, 2004 01:12 pm
What women don't know, is that men are actually extremely intelligent people, who deliberately want to give women the feeling they are in control. Poor gals.
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furiousflee
 
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Reply Thu 2 Sep, 2004 01:12 pm
Boxers.....but sometimes I free it....but usually boxers.....could be the vibrations.....but yet again....also when I use to be in highschool I use to get boners in math class....I mean MATH CLASS.....whats up with that....
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 2 Sep, 2004 01:13 pm
I never feel like I'm in control of any men. Must be the type of guy I'm attracted to.
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Rick d Israeli
 
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Reply Thu 2 Sep, 2004 01:14 pm
Traitors :wink:
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 2 Sep, 2004 01:14 pm
furiousflee wrote:
Boxers.....but sometimes I free it....but usually boxers.....could be the vibrations.....but yet again....also when I use to be in highschool I use to get boners in math class....I mean MATH CLASS.....whats up with that....


In math class you have time to let your mind wander? Maybe the same on the subway?
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 2 Sep, 2004 01:14 pm
Traitors? Maybe they're just dumber than the rest of you.
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Rick d Israeli
 
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Reply Thu 2 Sep, 2004 01:16 pm
Well, even among men, there are some dumbasses ... :wink:
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 2 Sep, 2004 01:16 pm
hahahaha....
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furiousflee
 
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Reply Thu 2 Sep, 2004 01:17 pm
Maybe.....but sometimes it just happens spontaniously......I admit that sometimes it is because my vivid imagination wishes to ponder on the finer points of the female body....but....sometimes in the absence of though the penis believes its time to just pop in and say hi...and normally in the most illogical times.....
Do women have an uncontrollable factor as men do?
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Rick d Israeli
 
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Reply Thu 2 Sep, 2004 01:17 pm
You presume that was a serious understatement, littlek?
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