WATCHING PORN

Two questions for you:

Are you having intimacy regularly?
Is he cheating on you?

Hey Ragman, No not having an affair, 100% sure. Intimacy when I beg, every 6 months or so. 21 yrs married.

Curiously, where is the TV located whilst you have sex with him?

Hey Bobsal, right infront of the bed, there is a tv in every room

Great, good to know. That's an image I'm hoping a gallon of Clorox will obliterate.

Throw the bum out and find yourself a boyfriend!

Or a girlfriend.

Must really limit the action, positioning to see the TV.

He's not British. We watch the football.

you rogue, you better be blushing.

So you have been together 21 years and he discovered there is a "freak world" out there? Sign his ass up for some dominatrix action and scare the crap out of him! Lol.

Only when it shoots into the back of the net.

Is that anything like soccer?

We don't use the S word. It's football.



This is football. You can see that Pelle is using his foot to kick the ball. It's easy when you think about it, it's all in the word.

This is grid iron. This player isn't using his foot to propel the ball, he's carrying it. Note how the words foot and ball do not apply.

Explain to him you will now make room in your budget for toys and batteries to make up for his lack of attention! Curious how he reacts to that!

Without his foot, both of them, that ball ain't going nowhere!

This is an argument you lost a long time ago. The world calls it football, and the reason for its popularity is twofold, the rules are very simple and you can play it with very little. A tin can will do. Grid iron is a rich man's sport, the kit costs a small fortune and the rules are overcomplicated. Someone once tried explaining them to me and I lost interest half way through.

Currently live football is available on pay per view and the broadcasters rake it in. Grid iron is free on BBC2 and nobody is interested, except the odd nerd. This was all tried back in the 80s when it was shown on Channel 4. There was a brief surge in popularity for about two years. A bit like this stuff.

Sounds like sour grapes to me!