Which Religion is the One True Religion?

Since you have stated that the values that you hold to are only for you, why would that bother you? Isn't that rather contradictory on your part?

If indeed consistency is what you value, it should be something that you apply only to yourself and not to others, if what you have told us is correct. Is it? Or are you being inconsistent?

The forum senate commissioned a covert study to determine what various members would say upon hitting their fingers with a hammer. After months of discreet surveillance, the following was discovered: *











And so it was found we could all agree on one thing more or less. Then we all retired to our respective libations.




* Some members were too smart to hit themselves with a hammer and were left out of the study.

Best laugh of the day, Neo, and deftly done - thanks


Guarantee ya one thing though - when I whack myself with a hammer, which happens from time to time IRL, my vocabulary is most expansive - and graphically descriptive


Some folks say I swear like an angry drill sergeant, wouldja believe - wunner what gives 'em cause to think that :wink:

I don't just cry, either!

neo, You just won my blue ribbon award for the best post for today. dammit!

Aw heck!

Hi Neologist,

Ya know, some might not believe hammers exist even if it hit them on the head.

I can't tell you what I said when I hit myself on the head. I can't remember.

Shoulda heard me the time I fastened myself to a roof with a pneumatic nail gun. There's a post or two around here somewhere mentioning that bit of idiocy, but I ain't gonna go looking for 'em.


Well, actually, its prolly best you didn't hear me. Still, it was, I'm told, a memorable solilioqy, delivered with passion and conviction.

To heck with you all I am headed into a stupor and going to be poetic...



Chained Angels

There are demons inside of me
Yes I know the demons inside of me
There are devils inside of me
Chained angels that need to be, set free...

There are demons inside of me
There's a darkness where you cannot even see
There's a lie to say the least
A fallen star from the east, a great beast...

There's war inside of me
I bleed from disease inside of me
There is sex, lust and even death
Holding on to take my last holy breath

I whither and die like a funeral bell
I burn, decay and suffer in hell
Till, dust is the only remnant of my earthly shell.

Solo

There is Jesus Christ inside of me
I know Jesus Christ inside of me
I am alive but it was Christ that survived
Chained angels delivered my soul, from the fire

There is God in Christ inside of me
There is a saint inside of me
There is boundless love and endless sea
Chained angels need, to be set free

Set them free...

(set to madrigal music, slightly lively)

RexRed
7/5/05

Re 20:1
And I saw an angel come down from heaven, having the key of the bottomless pit and a great chain in his hand.

Ain't that the truth.

:wink:

Rex, have you ever been to New Jersey?

Okay....

...that was funny.


:wink:

When I read "bottomless pit," I immediately thought of the Dead Sea. It is the lowest point on earth - some 1,000 feet below sea level.

Cheese! I can't sneak anything past you guys.

I've been to New Jersey....

Is New Jersey one of the the states of America?

I lived the first five years of my life in NJ Basking Ridge...

Because of it I have a very pronounced R in my vocabulary that did not bide very well as a young Mainaah...

I also glow in the dark. hehe

Yes.

Alternately the richest or second richest for decades.

Why did you ask?