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Flowers: will she think you've lost your penis?

 
 
cjhsa
 
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Reply Fri 6 Aug, 2004 02:44 pm
You could always show up wearing one.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Fri 6 Aug, 2004 04:49 pm
Right on, cjhsa, right on.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Fri 6 Aug, 2004 07:23 pm
One question:

Would you rather have a rose on your piano, or "tulips" on your organ?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 6 Aug, 2004 08:00 pm
Nice pun there Slappy.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Fri 6 Aug, 2004 08:12 pm
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
One question:

Would you rather have a rose on your piano, or "tulips" on your organ?




That's an ancient 'bit' - it was even on St. Elsewhere a coupla decades ago. Always amusing though.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Fri 6 Aug, 2004 08:16 pm
He even put quotes around "tulips" to make sure we didn't miss the pun.

Slappy, you need new material, man.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 6 Aug, 2004 08:20 pm
cavfancier wrote:
Nice pun there Slappy.


I hope the irony here wasn't lost on folks. I have to water my convolvulus and clematis now.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Fri 6 Aug, 2004 08:20 pm
in the meantime, fellas - send flowers. send them now. don't delay.
even if she has allergies she'll appreciate them
the best ones (in my opinion) are the no special reason flowers

a friend recently sent me "it's not your birthday" flowers
he knew i was having a cr@p day

those flowers were soooooooo appreciated
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Fri 6 Aug, 2004 08:22 pm
My father brought my mother a bouquet of flowers every Friday night. They were married 61 years.

I like to surprise L with flowers.
I send them to her office because, at home, the cats eat them.

Once we had a terrible fight, after she cooled her jets, she sent flowers to my office. I was the King of All Things Lovable for months thereafter.

A guy has to figure out who the girl is before sending flowers and what kind of woman the girl is before sending roses.

Joe
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 7 Aug, 2004 04:18 am
If I like a woman I'll give her a dollar and tell her to go buy some flowers.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Sat 7 Aug, 2004 04:21 am
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
If I like a woman I'll give her a dollar and tell her to go buy some flowers.


So another date kept the dollar and picked her own from the swamp then, I presume.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 7 Aug, 2004 04:26 am
That's a mighty big presumption, Cav.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Sat 7 Aug, 2004 04:27 am
Maybe you should pay them more, whoever they are.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 7 Aug, 2004 04:34 am
I remember the time I was laid up for a couple of months, after my tractor rolled over on me and crushed my left arm, left leg, and left testicle. My arm is ok now, as is my leg, but my testicle still resembles a small brown pancake.

Whatever. That's not what I wanted to talk about.

While I was laid up, my girlfriend at the time, Clara, a remarkably attractive schoolteacher, came over and attended to me and my cow.

I was so grateful that I said, "Hey, Clara, here's a dollar.... go get yourself some flowers.

http://www.mnwomenwork.org/mhsimages/1858-99/11099.jpg

She deserved the flowers.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Sat 7 Aug, 2004 04:37 am
Cow? My mistake, I thought that was Gertrude. Please feel free to talk about your pancake testicle. We need more amusement in this strange world of ours. The picture looks quite old, and I do expect a dollar would have gone further in those days. Good on ya.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 7 Aug, 2004 04:42 am
I have been considering starting a thread concerning my pancake testicle, but lack of interest on another forum caused me to hesitate.

Perhaps A2K is a more suitable site for pancake testicle talk and there will be substantial interest.

I might reconsider.

Thanks for the pep talk, Cav.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Sat 7 Aug, 2004 04:46 am
Go for it, gus. I may even offer up some recipes.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 7 Aug, 2004 04:49 am
I'll think it over. I'm going to bed now.

On a sidenote, and one that pertains to this thread. My bed is normal in every aspect with the exception of a small wooden tray built into the side.

That's where I place my pancake testicle before I drift off.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Sat 7 Aug, 2004 09:40 am
I dated a cow, too, once, Gus.

But the pancake testicle, that's just f***ed up.

Okay, I did it, the daisies are in the fridge. We'll see what happens. Maybe I'll come home tommorrow morning with a pancake testicle.

But hopefully not a blue one.

Get it? Hahahahahaha
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GoodFellas
 
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Reply Fri 20 Aug, 2004 07:42 pm
i've done flowers a couple of times for the missus.

sometimes it makes the day, sometimes they just wilt in the kitchen...
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