Is cybersex cheating?

Im afraid that your partner could see that as cheating on him/her with your hand.
bad hand
bad hand

Morning S-e-x?????

John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife's
side of the bed.

His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs
preparing breakfast in the kitchen.

Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called his little boy
into he room and asked him to take this note to your beautiful Mommy."

The note read:
The Tent Pole Is Up,
The Canvas Is Spread,
The Hell With Breakfast,
Come Back To Bed.

Heather, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son to take this to
your silly Daddy.

Her note read:
Take The Tent Pole Down,
Put The Canvas Away,
The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,
No Circus Today.

John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply.

Then, he asked his son to take it back to "the lady in the kitchen."

His note read:
The Tent Pole's Still Up,
And The Canvas Still Spread,
So Drop What You're Doing,
And Come Give Me Some Head.

Laughing, Heather answered the note and then asked her son to take this to
the poor dude upstairs."

Her note read:
I'm Sure That Your Pole's
The Best In The Land.
But I'm Busy Right Now,
Do It By Hand!

Some times there are consequences.
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> Watch for them ducks!
>
> >
> > Three women die together in an accident
> > > and go to heaven.
> > >
> > >
> > > When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven:
> > > don't step on the ducks!"
> > >
> > >
> > > So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.
> > > It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
> > >
> > >
> > > Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
> > >
> > >
> > > St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
> > >
> > >
> > > The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
> > >
> > >
> > > The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
> > >
> > >
> > > She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid
eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"
> > >
> > >
> > > The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"

CI
I never thought of you as a cybersexer. I can't picture you talking dirty back and forth with someone. I'm not talking about jokes either. I'm talking about getting down and dirty. I simply can't imagine it.

Montana, I've never cybersexed in my life, and never will. My opinion about cybersex is based only on what I think about the whole topic of sex, and how different people react in terms of trust and faithfulness to your partner. To me, threatening divorce on the basis that one's partner's engagement in cybersex goes over board.

I disagree, but I still love ya ;-)

Confessions are good for the soul.
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Subject: Golf Trip for their anniversary


To celebrate their 50th anniversary, a husband booked a round of golf for
his wife and himself on a trip to famous Hidden Cypress at Sun City,

On the third tee, the husband hesitated in teeing off and turned slowly to
his wife and said contritely, "Darling, I have to confess something. Twenty
years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can forgive
me."

His wife was hurt but said, "Dearest, those days are long gone. What we
have now is far more valuable. I forgive you." They embraced and kissed.

On the seventeenth tee, the husband was starting his back swing when the
wife blurted out, "I'm sorry darling, I've been so conscience-stricken
since you told me, but since we're being honest with each other, I have
something to tell you also. Fifty-two years ago I had a sex change
operation, I was a man before I met you. I hope you can forgive me.

The husband froze at the top of his back swing, and then threw a fit! He
slammed the driver into the ground, kicked the ball into the woods, stormed
off the tee, pushed the golf cart over on its side, broke the rest of his
clubs one by one, then started on her. He screamed and ranted, "You
liar...you cheat ... you despicable deceiver! How could you? I trusted you
with all my heart and soul...and all these years you've been playing from
the ladies tees!"

When Diane found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who would listen. But she didn't realise that her four year old son had
obviously overheard some of his parents' private conversations, as children inevitably do. One day when Diane and her four year old were shopping
a friend asked the little boy if he was excited about the new baby.
"Yes. I can't wait," the four year old said. "And do you want a little brother or a little sister?" asked the woman kindly. "I don't know," he said. "I
don't mind. But I know what we are going to name it. Mummy says if it's a girl we're going to call her Christina, and if it's another boy we're going
to call it quits."

"I makes no sense" - That's for sure!

This person who is posting at Able2know.com as MrGadget is NOT the same person who posted at BSOM as MrGadget. Do not be fooled.

Here, he/she is trying to make me look bad by speaking crudely around others that have known me from the Baltimore Sun Open Mike website.

Look at my profile settings at the bottom of this post. Then look at his/hers. All my names have been registered for 5 or more years.

Cheating is the involvement of another party, whether it is physical or mental.

Someone else on the board mentioned that if your spouse isn't a part of it or you don't want your spouse involved--it's cheating. Geez, it's cheating WITH a 3rd party no matter how you view it.

The bond with your spouse is just that, a bond. It's a bond emotionally, spiritually, and physically. Cybersex excludes your spouse. If you have fantasies, get your spouse involved. Most would be surprised how willing spouses are to enjoy their mate's fantasies.

I'd suggest you enrich your life with your real-life partner rather than clicking at the keyboard keeping a wad of kleenex handy. For those who feel the need to resort to such, that's very sad.

Congrats to Montana who stood her ground. Like you Montana, I hope the wife of the former-friend found the wherewithal to make a new life for herself, she certainly has been underappreciated and deserves more out of life.

AngryWaves
I so hope so myself. She seemed to be such a nice person.

What she seemed to be and what she actually was are two different things Montana.

There are always three sides to every story...his, hers and the truth.

Yeah, well, since I was one of the people he was trying to have cyber sex with, I think it's safe to assume that she was being honest ;-)

LOL...not necessarily Montana. :wink:

Maybe not, but he lost my respect before she even said anything, so that was enough for me to take her for her word.

DL and Montana, I have a question for you 2. Since you have a real and lovely photo as your avatar, do you get hit on in this forum?

Panzade
I have been here and there. How about you?

Thanks for asking panzade...LOL

Since I became a member of A2K I have received three PM's from male posters wanting to know more about me. Those gentlemen shall remain anonymous.

Thank you for the compliment Panzade :-D

Montana- I said real and lovely. My avatar doesn't qualify.

DL. I'm glad it's not a stalking thing and i think a lot of people admire your straight talk and self confidence. I know I do.