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Has anyone here ever had sex with an ostrich? I almost did.

 
 
Francis
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2010 04:11 am
@msolga,
Gus is clever and funny enough not to pay attention to them.

But should I write their names here:
http://dansideas.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/wet-blanket.jpg
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plainoldme
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2010 08:28 am
I like this thread because I have always been a fan of Gus. However, the fact that it annoys okie makes the thread even more fun.

Francis -- Thank you for the appropriate award! As I said, when you dislike a thread, don't read it, but, more importantly, don't comment upon it!
JTT
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2010 01:01 pm
@plainoldme,
Quote:
As I said, when you dislike a thread, don't read it, but, more importantly, don't comment upon it!


Good advice coming from an English teacher, and a defending of all them freedoms.

Student: Ms POM, I don't like the shitty articles you choose.

POM: As I said, when you dislike an article, don't read it, but, more importantly, don't comment upon it!
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 27 Feb, 2011 12:23 pm
Ooh, imagind gus trying to stick his tongue in its ear.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sat 5 Mar, 2011 08:41 am
Many ostrich/human relationships are quite platonic:
http://c0573862.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/1/1/59839/711786/ostrich.jpg
http://www.carlymonardo.com/#711786/Illust-Walking-The-Ostrich
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plainoldme
 
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Reply Sat 5 Mar, 2011 09:23 am
Tsar,

I am so glad to learn that chastity is still valued among ostriches. I had an abiding fear of promiscuous birds, running amok, having sex with humans. Indeed, I feared that gus' strong attraction to befeathered sexual partners would embolden these winged succubi and that the nightly news would switch from the much needed coverage of Charlie Sheen and the Kardashian sisters to tales of the rape of humans by large members of the order aves.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sat 5 Mar, 2011 09:31 am
@plainoldme,
Since birds don't have fingers, birds with strong moral attributes choose to wear promise necklaces. Flightless birds can also have a wings or a leg banded with clip or promise band. Surprised
plainoldme
 
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Reply Sat 5 Mar, 2011 10:44 am
@tsarstepan,
What a relief! I feel safer just knowing that!
jespah
 
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Reply Sun 6 Mar, 2011 05:53 am
@plainoldme,
I think that's a bondage collar. Is Gus into S & M & O?
dadpad
 
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Reply Sun 6 Mar, 2011 05:59 am
@jespah,
jespah wrote:

I think that's a bondage collar. Is Gus into S & M & O?

He's bound to be.
plainoldme
 
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Reply Sun 6 Mar, 2011 09:22 am
@jespah,
I not only do not know Gus intimately, I have never met him. For anyone else but Gus (and blueveined throbber), I would suggest going directly to the source. If gus is the subject, perhaps, we should just leave the matter to our imaginations.
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plainoldme
 
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Reply Sun 6 Mar, 2011 09:22 am
@dadpad,
Wink
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 23 Feb, 2012 06:25 pm
How do you tell a male ostrich from a female?
JTT
 
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Reply Thu 23 Feb, 2012 07:07 pm
@edgarblythe,
Look for his peter.
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Ragman
 
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Reply Fri 24 Feb, 2012 04:36 pm
@edgarblythe,
Tickle their ass with a feather. I mean ...ah... particularly nice weather.
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holysoul
 
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Reply Wed 21 Mar, 2012 05:46 am
no sorry... btw : why in the world you wanna make out with an ostrish... looks like you wanna have a birdoman ( mutant of bird and human)... **** is absurd...
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glitterbag
 
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Reply Tue 9 Apr, 2013 08:50 pm
I find this thread from time to time, and it still makes me laugh. Tip of my hat, once again, to Gus.
glitterbag
 
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Reply Thu 6 Mar, 2014 10:41 pm
@glitterbag,
I have been here since 2002, and this is still the funniest post I have ever read. I wish Gus would return, but I understand why he doesn't post here anymore. Hi Gus!
ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 7 May, 2014 07:59 pm
@glitterbag,
He posts once in a blue moon..
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