Has anyone here ever had sex with an ostrich? I almost did.

@msolga,

Gus is clever and funny enough not to pay attention to them.

But should I write their names here:

http://dansideas.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/wet-blanket.jpg

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I like this thread because I have always been a fan of Gus. However, the fact that it annoys okie makes the thread even more fun.

Francis -- Thank you for the appropriate award! As I said, when you dislike a thread, don't read it, but, more importantly, don't comment upon it!

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@plainoldme,

Quote:

As I said, when you dislike a thread, don't read it, but, more importantly, don't comment upon it!

Good advice coming from an English teacher, and a defending of all them freedoms.

Student: Ms POM, I don't like the shitty articles you choose.

POM: As I said, when you dislike an article, don't read it, but, more importantly, don't comment upon it!

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Ooh, imagind gus trying to stick his tongue in its ear.

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Many ostrich/human relationships are quite platonic:

http://c0573862.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/1/1/59839/711786/ostrich.jpg

http://www.carlymonardo.com/#711786/Illust-Walking-The-Ostrich

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Tsar,

I am so glad to learn that chastity is still valued among ostriches. I had an abiding fear of promiscuous birds, running amok, having sex with humans. Indeed, I feared that gus' strong attraction to befeathered sexual partners would embolden these winged succubi and that the nightly news would switch from the much needed coverage of Charlie Sheen and the Kardashian sisters to tales of the rape of humans by large members of the order aves.

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@plainoldme,

Since birds don't have fingers, birds with strong moral attributes choose to wear promise necklaces. Flightless birds can also have a wings or a leg banded with clip or promise band. Surprised

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@tsarstepan,

What a relief! I feel safer just knowing that!

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@plainoldme,

I think that's a bondage collar. Is Gus into S & M & O?

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@jespah,

jespah wrote:

I think that's a bondage collar. Is Gus into S & M & O?

He's bound to be.

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@jespah,

I not only do not know Gus intimately, I have never met him. For anyone else but Gus (and blueveined throbber), I would suggest going directly to the source. If gus is the subject, perhaps, we should just leave the matter to our imaginations.

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@dadpad,

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How do you tell a male ostrich from a female?

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@edgarblythe,

Look for his peter.

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@edgarblythe,

Tickle their ass with a feather. I mean ...ah... particularly nice weather.

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no sorry... btw : why in the world you wanna make out with an ostrish... looks like you wanna have a birdoman ( mutant of bird and human)... **** is absurd...

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I find this thread from time to time, and it still makes me laugh. Tip of my hat, once again, to Gus.

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@glitterbag,

I have been here since 2002, and this is still the funniest post I have ever read. I wish Gus would return, but I understand why he doesn't post here anymore. Hi Gus!

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@glitterbag,

He posts once in a blue moon..

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Has anyone here ever had sex with an ostrich? I almost did.

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