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Has anyone here ever had sex with an ostrich? I almost did.

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mismi
 
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Reply Thu 1 Apr, 2010 09:31 am
@djjd62,
This is showing it posted in 2011. I can't find diddly squat now.
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okie
 
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Reply Thu 1 Apr, 2010 09:33 am
About all I have to say about this stupid thread is that is a very poor excuse of an April Fools joke!
Cycloptichorn
 
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Reply Thu 1 Apr, 2010 09:35 am
@okie,
Haha, lighten up.

The real problem is the reverse sorting of posts; I can't find anything at the moment.

Cycloptichorn
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 1 Apr, 2010 09:37 am
http://www.google.com/logos/topeka-hp.gif


google's contribution to the day

Laughing
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Cycloptichorn
 
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Reply Thu 1 Apr, 2010 10:48 am
I like April fools as much as the next guy, but the screwing with the order of post sorting has made the site basically unusable and is annoying as hell.

Cycloptichorn
mismi
 
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Reply Thu 1 Apr, 2010 11:16 am
@Cycloptichorn,
I think you can opt out now.
Cycloptichorn
 
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Reply Thu 1 Apr, 2010 11:17 am
@mismi,
No, you can't. It's another stupid joke

Cycloptichorn
mismi
 
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Reply Thu 1 Apr, 2010 11:18 am
@Cycloptichorn,
I see that now. ha.
mismi
 
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Reply Thu 1 Apr, 2010 11:19 am
@mismi,
If you try to click on the opt me out - it runs...that did make me laugh. Well - it's just as well...I need to finish getting some things done.
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mismi
 
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Reply Thu 1 Apr, 2010 11:28 am
@JPB,
JPB,,,just out of curiosity - are you saying you had sex with an ostrich or are wanting H2O man to be banned? Inquiring minds and all that.... Wink
JPB
 
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Reply Thu 1 Apr, 2010 01:17 pm
@mismi,
It was showing as JPB the one to be banned when I raised my hand. Although an encounter with an ostrich might be interesting...
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JPB
 
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Reply Thu 1 Apr, 2010 01:17 pm
I LOVE my new avatar!!!
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Diane
 
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Reply Sat 3 Jul, 2010 10:47 pm
This is pretty feeble...Three Jewish men were sitting on a park bench, looking dejected.

"Oy vey" said the first man. "Oy vey" said the second man. "Oy vey. I thought we agreed not to talk about our kids!"
Diane
 
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Reply Sat 3 Jul, 2010 10:49 pm
@Diane,
Yikes!! This post was meant for the "Bad Jokes" thread.

Someone very clever could find a way to make sex with an ostrich into a really bad joke.
msolga
 
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Reply Sun 4 Jul, 2010 02:17 am
@Diane,
Quote:
Yikes!! This post was meant for the "Bad Jokes" thread.


I'm really glad you cleared that up so quickly, Diane.

For a minute there .. I thought you might have had sex with an ostrich!!!! Shocked

I am so relieved to hear that your post was a simple a mistake!






Laughing Razz
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 4 Jul, 2010 08:50 am
curiouser and curiouser.....
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 4 Jul, 2010 08:54 am
@littlek,
I don't know but Diane's existential bad joke dialogue and mistaken posting just fits into this thread so neatly.
plainoldme
 
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Reply Sun 4 Jul, 2010 03:54 pm
@Diane,
Somehow, "oy vey" sounds like an apt response to sex with an ostrich.
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plainoldme
 
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Reply Sun 4 Jul, 2010 03:55 pm
@tsarstepan,
I'm relieved to see your post. I thought perhaps Gus had introduced you to the joys of ostrich sex.
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Victor Murphy
 
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Reply Sun 4 Jul, 2010 04:32 pm
@gustavratzenhofer,
Gus I had sex with women that looked like ostrich's. Dose that count?
 

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