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Fri 2 Jul, 2004 06:41 am
Farmerman is always bragging about his herd of cows. Ever notice that?
You can be in the middle of a really intense political discussion and farmerman will inevitably jump in and say something like, "Have I mentioned to you people that I have a rather large herd of cattle on my property?"
Or the discussion might be around a particular book. You'll be pointing out to someone that the author was actually trying to convey- - bam!.... here comes farmerman "My cows are the envy of the county.", he'll say, with that smug, arrogant demeanor that we've all become accustomed to.
He just doesn't let up!
Well, let's wipe the smile off that bastard's face. Let's shoot some of his friggin' cows! We'll have a regular A2K barbeque.
I can't wait to see the look of horror on farmerman's face when he hears the shots and looks out the window to see his beloved cows dropping like flies. Heh heh heh.
Who's with me on this?
out here in the west we call that "hunting slow elk"
I'm in it with you, Gus, as long as we can mail the heads to random Canadian politicians with the words 'got beef?'
This is excellent! We're starting to assemble a regular "killing party."
I'll go load the guns.
You know, killing A2Kers' farm animals is the second best way of turning people into best friends. The first, I believe, is puking together, but that might come with the after-party, I guess.
I'll hold you hair if you hold mine.
We'll puke afterwards. Just grab a gun and follow me.
Why not? As long as cease holding my hair after handling the cows.
*Shoots a cow right in its anus*
*Pretends to have been trying to shoot its head*
I'm afraid I'll have to make a stand here, guys. I'm with the cows.
I think you may be jealous of farmerman's cows because all of yours died of swamp sickness.
So, colorbook, you gonna help stop these gun crazed killers?
Those cows maybe some little calf's mothers. Would you shoot a mother.
Good! OK, let's start collecting our secret retaliation weapon in these buckets .... Dried cow dung! It packs a powerful punch! And which side are you on, au?
Oh! why are you on farmerman's side; the side of boastfulness and unnatural consideration towards cows?
I can't resist a man who loves his cows! <sigh>
I've managed to get a hold of some of Gus's capybaras; we'll hold them in ransom for the cow's lives. Let's hope Gus changes his tune.
Smart thinking, CB!
I think he's hiding somewhere ... nowhere to be seen!
I've been sent out to bargain with you. Typical that I do the hard work, and they go shooting cows and touching each other's hair.
They say that they will give both of you two prize yaks each, and a limited edition of Mansfield Park signed by Margo, if you go over to our side and relinquish the capybaras.
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