Gelisgesti wrote:They have sattelites orbiting that region that can pick out liscense number on a motorcycle yet .... they can't find a man that is 6'6'', riding a donkey, and towing a dialysis machine?
Recorded conversations from Satellite and High-Flyer Image Interpretation Team - Priority Division (****!) on the morning when the now famous 'DonkeyMan' image was downloaded (transcript accessed through Freedom of Information request)
Voice 1 - Hey, John, take a look at this one...what do you think?
Voice 2 - Um...damn, no licence plate...
Voice 1 - Yeah
Voice 2 - Wait...there's something on his turban. Let's push the resolution...ok, that's coming in now...where's Abdullah?
Voice 3 - Yessum, massah?
Voice 2 - What does that say, carpethead?
Voice 3 - Um...that's an upperclass Saudi dialect...not really my speciality...it's either "Come to the Garden State" or..."Laura is a Slut".
Voice 1 - We better contact the White House on this one...New Jersey is leaning Democrat.
Voice 4 - They're asking if we are sure he's on a donkey?
Voice 1 - That's affirmative.
Voice 4 - They want to know co-ordinates...is he entering the gates of Jerusalem or maybe heading that way?
Voice 2 - He's heading south.
Voice 4 - They want to know if there are any leper colonies in Pakistan?
Voice 1 - How the fuk would we know?!
Voice 4 - Ok...they figure military-benign, but want us to patch it up Highest Priorty to the "Savior, Maybe?" team...hold on...they're asking if anything more on the hills around that might look like a big old boat?
Voice 2 - negative