It's about time!
I'm an extremist.
extremists know what they dont want. You dont know what you want.
Winter is coming.
You need to stop reading fantasy novels and get some original material.
I know which fantasy novel series that line is from.
I'm sure your knowledge of pornographic literature is vast.
I made a lot of mistakes yesterday.
As usual!
I made not mistakes yesterday.
If you consider sitting around watching Jerry Lewis reruns not a mistake.
I am winning my fantasy league.
Your fantasy league is filled with goats in drag.
It is time for me to have lunch
Hitting the restaurant dumpsters again?
I am having trouble downloading a program.
Better ask the neighbor child.
Renee Zellweger is OK!
You are not. To borrow a phrase, you're about half a bubble off of true.
I'm procrastinating.
You better go to the bathroom soon before you embarrass yourself again.
I just sent some faxes.
I hope you remembered to put stamps on the envelopes.
My eyes are stinging.
Did you look in a mirror?
I skipped breakfast.
Did you tap dance lunch and hop dinner?
I've got to mail Christmas gifts.
You should have been given two female gifts. (Learn to spell)
I love my wife.
You should, since she's the only one who can stand you.
I'm having BBQ beef for dinner.
to mask the taste of rotten?
Read the rules, O mindless one.
I'm in an intolerant mood.
So what's new?
I'm going to bed, nothing here to keep me awake.
Batteries died again, eh?
Why can't I lose weight?
