Because you're a "fatty"!
Is it time to go home already?
They aren't letting you out for at least another year.
I have to BUUURPPPP!
No! so shut up and sit quiet.
My fingernails look really nice with this deep burgundy nail polish.
Nail polish? I thought that it was something you picked up while scratching your rash.
I don't like winter, it's just... too cold.
Oh really? Does anybody care? 'Cause I sure don't.
I'm going out for dinner with the family tonight. Ta ta.
Don't take the whole buffet on one plate this time.
Going out for a smoke, see ya!
You won't be seeing me, ashtray breath.
I just got two wrong numbers.
Aynthing that shows your IQ over 65, are 2 wrong numbers.
I'm going to be an uncle next week :-)
One look at you and the poor kid will probably be traumatized for life.
I've got a lot of work to do tonight.
So, in which street corner are you going to be standing at?
I've got a happy tummy right now.
And a sleeping husband.
My job is beginning to suck.
If there was an Olympics for whining, you'd be a Gold Medalist.
I'm in a really good mood.
This is a first.
I haven't felt like insulting people lately.
Wow. Now, THAT is a first.
I need my glasses!
Why, can't believe what you see? God only knows what your looking at!
There is a very funny show on t.v. right now.
Watching that videotape of you and some stranger having sex again?
I'm such a stud.
Dud's more like it
I'm about to go watch old 'sex in the city' episdoes.
A stud? You wish!
I'm a jewel.
Cubic Zirconia is more like it.
I just ate chocolate.
