(Francis, in the second part, you're supposed to set yourself up, not just make some strange comment, that said...)
That must be some of the first exercise you've had in years, by the looks of ya'.
I broke the eliptical at the gym.
Is that why you get charged double to be a member.
My sister is mad at me.
But at least your brother in law is happy.
I should be working.
Although how much does a bum work?
It's hot today...strangely...
Or you're having hot flashes...
I have no idea what gender you are.
Think "SHIM" that's she and him, much like yourself.
bla-bla-bla
Pretty girls are mean; fat people are nice.
My robot heart is incapable of love.
So is your robot love pump.
I had 3 cavities filled today.
They have a new invention out you should try: toothbrush.
I've skipped the gym two days this week so far.
You are in such hopeless shape you might as well skip the rest of the week.
I had a very rough day today.
And remeber we'll make your days even rougher if you ever step out into public.
I don't like ice cream.
Oh, so that's why you ran away from the ice cream truck in terror.
I hate vegetables.
They prolly hate you too.
What should I knitt next?
How about some frickin' earplugs for me, so I don't have to hear you.
Why do I smoke so much?
Because you want to die (I would too were I you)
Having a little vino rosso tonight.
Trying to pass out early, so you don't have to face your miserable failure of a life tonight?
I'm watching my cat lick himself right now.
And it's turning you on, isn't it?
I'm so bored with a2k right now.
Shouldn't that be "boring" instead of "bored?"
I bet I could kick your ass in pool.
Who cares?
My housemate is crazy.
You don't have a housemate....
I just finished putting up Christmas lights.
