How long have you thought that you were Satan? Maybe a bit of professional help might be in order.
Campbell's soup has so much sodium that it make my legs swell up!
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farmerman
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Sun 27 Jun, 2004 06:10 am
So when are we gonna wise up and quit eating that ****?
do these jeans make my ass look big?
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Letty
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Sun 27 Jun, 2004 06:11 am
Well, my Gawd, Phoenix. Don't you have enough sense to stay away from that silly soup? Better a swelled head than legs.
I'm miffed this morning because because my quiet time has been interrupted.
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Phoenix32890
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Sun 27 Jun, 2004 06:14 am
That your ass? I thought that I was looking at the back of a battleship!
I wouldn't go to the Michael Moore movie if someone bought me a ticket, and threw in a gallon of popcorn!
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Letty
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Sun 27 Jun, 2004 06:19 am
How intolerant you have become of a simple typo, fire bird.
Hmmmm. Think I'll just have cereal for breakfast this morning.
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farmerman
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Sun 27 Jun, 2004 06:44 am
gonna soak it in your usual bath of jack Daniels?
Ill be late for church again
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SealPoet
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Sun 27 Jun, 2004 06:46 am
Cereal Killer!
Simple typo? You should know, lady! You type Betty with an 'L' one time and you're stuck with it for the rest of your cyber-life.
And how about them Red Sox?
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Clary
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Sun 27 Jun, 2004 06:50 am
Red Sox - what sort of Yankee crap is this? Don't you have any idea of what real sport is all about - Euro 2004, Wimbledon, for example. Navel gazing ain't in it!
Should I have my hair cut this week?
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MyOwnUsername
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Sun 27 Jun, 2004 06:55 am
Do you honestly think that anything can help your hair?
I'm glad summer finally arrived, cause it looked like there will be no summer this year
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Clary
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Sun 27 Jun, 2004 07:28 am
Primary school geography should have told you that summers come every year, you dunderheaded loon! Why they allow these forums to be cluttered up with cloth-witted morons, I don't know.
Holland will win Euro 2004.
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the reincarnation of suzy
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Sun 27 Jun, 2004 07:36 am
Holland? hahahaha! First of all, nobody cares what that bunch of potheads does, second of all, nobody cares about Europe in any way, shape or fashion. America is all that matters!
I may wear a thong bikini to the beach today.
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Clary
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Sun 27 Jun, 2004 07:44 am
With your lardy behind sticking out of it? Better warn the kids off the streets!
Americans can't see further than their own shorelines.
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the reincarnation of suzy
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Sun 27 Jun, 2004 07:47 am
We don't need to, as all the shorelines will be ours one day. Just surrender now!
I am glad I never had a daughter!
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Clary
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Sun 27 Jun, 2004 07:53 am
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(Damn, I agree with that one about the daughter -as the mother of 3 sons)
Oh, just as well you didn't have a daughter, she'd be rebelling against you from day one!
Organic food tastes better.
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farmerman
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Sun 27 Jun, 2004 07:57 am
so am I, think of those West Virginia, trailer park genes still in the pool.
I like Ralph Nader
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Clary
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Sun 27 Jun, 2004 08:07 am
You like that bag of hot air? Might as well like Prince Charles!
Totnes is the centre of the world.
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farmerman
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Sun 27 Jun, 2004 08:12 am
I think, when translated, it means "little crappy place where bums go to die"
My dog is the smartest dog on this whole damn board
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Clary
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Sun 27 Jun, 2004 08:54 am
Is that your girlfriend you're talking about?
Bob's your uncle.
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MyOwnUsername
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Sun 27 Jun, 2004 09:16 am
Who the f*ck is Bob? Have you lost your mind? Do you know where are you? Hallo?
Other night, I really enjoyed watching Beckham missing another penalty - what a loser
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the reincarnation of suzy
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Sun 27 Jun, 2004 05:43 pm
Clary you have three boys too? Cool!
What's wrong with you? Beckham is the greatest player that ever lived!
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