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Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 24 Oct, 2013 11:12 am
@Mame,
What about your many pet boy friends, why don't you mention them. you insatiable man eater.

I bought a new Rolls Royce today, set me back quite a bit, however it is Tax deductable which makes it rather pretty cheap.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Thu 24 Oct, 2013 03:00 pm
@Dutchy,
You can't take a tax break for a toy car you got at Mr.Hubert's Toy Barn. Not that it matters since your salary is the government check sent you each month which can barely cover your basics. Good thing your children keep you under their roof or you'd be a goner for sure.

I can't remember what I ate for dinner yesterday but I noticed the plate and cooking utensils in the sink. I hope this isn't a sign of early aging.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 24 Oct, 2013 03:15 pm
@Sturgis,
Aging? Your well past it you senile old goat, that weren't your cooking utensils in the sink, but your socks and shoes!

My secretary said yesterday, I work to hard and should take a holiday. I'm off to the French Riviera next week, Monte Carlo here I come.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Thu 24 Oct, 2013 03:21 pm
@Dutchy,
That was the nurse your children hired to look after you and feed you the pureed food telling you she is leaving because a handsome gentleman has offered her marriage and she accepted even though he lives in Monte Carlo.

I met an interesting woman today while I was out and about tending to necessary tasks and we had a pleasant conversation.
Mame
 
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Reply Thu 24 Oct, 2013 06:32 pm
@Sturgis,
If by 'pleasant' you meant that slanging match you had with the old cow in the supermarket who wouldn't move over in the aisle so you rammed her with your shopping cart, then you have a lot more problems than I suspected.

The Prime Minister has invited me to tea on Saturday but I'm not going because I don't support him (a la Dutchy - let's all do this for a page or two)
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 24 Oct, 2013 06:47 pm
@Mame,
You're not going because you know he wants to bed you and can't resist him!

My Prime Minister has invited me to play a round of golf with him at the weekend.
Mame
 
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Reply Thu 24 Oct, 2013 07:07 pm
@Dutchy,
Sure he has, sure he has (ha ha ha) - you poor delusional idiot. Your Prime Minister doesn't know the bums who sleep under the bridge.

I wont $50 M in the lottery tonight so I'm going to quit my job tomorrow.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 24 Oct, 2013 08:36 pm
@Mame,
How much have you to drink tonight you delusional old hag?

My neighbours pussy (cat) needs some grooming and I have offered her my help.
glitterbag
 
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Reply Sat 26 Oct, 2013 07:58 pm
@Dutchy,
The police have been very specific with you regarding annoying the neighbors you drooling idiot. Don't confuse endurance with hospitable or your wrinkled butt will be back in a padded room gumming mangoes and rice.

I prepared a gourmet meal for mr. glitterbag because he hired a new personal assistant for me to help with my many charitable organizations.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 26 Oct, 2013 08:59 pm
@glitterbag,
Tell me another one, a personal assistant for charitable work what a joke, he is just another Lothario taking advantage of your naivete.

Going for some wine tasting shortly, I'm not boasting but I'm regarded as the best wine connoisseur in this State.
glitterbag
 
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Reply Sat 26 Oct, 2013 10:18 pm
@Dutchy,
Lovely, another evening spoiled by a wobbling wine soaked delusional gate crasher wearing a party hat screaming unscrew that top of Old Irish Rose before I black out again.

I performed three brain surgeries today and discovered a cure for baldness.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 27 Oct, 2013 12:06 am
@glitterbag,
Your brain operations consisted of cutting your partners hair off whilst on one of your LSD trips you hallucinating zombie.

I'm assisting an attractive widow with her investment port folio worth over 1 million dollars.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Sun 27 Oct, 2013 12:12 am
@Dutchy,
Getting drunk and pawing helpless women on the insane ward at the local asylum isn't assisting anybody other than your lecherous lustings. Too bad you misunderstood when the Administration informed you that you'd be sued for 2 million dollars.

I arose after a restless night of attempted sleep and soon realized that my housekeeper hasn't done the laundry in weeks and she'd stashed it all towards the back of a storage closet.
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 27 Oct, 2013 11:20 am
@Sturgis,
Your housekeeper's no dummy, she knows you're so high on crack it would take you weeks to notice you've got no clean clothes or bedding, so she takes full advantage of her free time by eating your food and watching soap operas instead, you stupid crack head.

I finally got a flu shot yesterday.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 27 Oct, 2013 01:56 pm
@firefly,
You would have been better of to have had a face lift and a boob job on your decrepit body, no wonder men shun you.

Drawing up plans to build a new house overlooking the ocean.
Mame
 
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Reply Sun 27 Oct, 2013 05:51 pm
@Dutchy,
Don't need to draw up plans for a cardboard box house, you twit.

I received a Top Employee Recognition award today from my work for my 'over-the-top' assistance to our customers, but it doesn't matter to me because I'll soon be on a year-or-so jaunt around the world with my winnings.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 27 Oct, 2013 07:35 pm
@Mame,
You are really going senile at your advanced age aren't you? That award was a free bus ride around that little backyard village you live in nothing to do with a world trip you imbecile.

My new house will set me back a cool million dollars.
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 27 Oct, 2013 10:08 pm
@Dutchy,
Are you building it on Park Place, or on Boardwalk, with your Monopoly money, you compulsive braggart.

My computer is suddenly having some problems.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 27 Oct, 2013 10:28 pm
@firefly,
It is not your computer you frustrated silly spinster it is you, you're losing the plot old girl!

Can't decide whether to have a full size indoor swimming in my new house or an outside one with a tennis court alongside it.



Mame
 
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Reply Sun 27 Oct, 2013 10:59 pm
@Dutchy,
Moving your cardboard box house to the community pool, are you?

I'm off on a private jet tonight to Spain. Hasta la vista, baby!
 

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