You like to EAT. For it to be considered cooking you actually have to prepare the food.
I'm stupid.
That's the truest thing you've ever said.
My stomach feels a little queasy.
Been looking at your kids?
My house is my castle.
Is that why your neighbors dug a moat around it?
I feel like doodoo
You smell like it too--go change your diaper.
I can't get my dog to eat her dinner.
I can imagin. I've only seen you a few times, and I already don't feel like dinner.
My elbows are dry.
Sadly, your wit is not.
I'm wit stupid.
Bad grammar, that should be "My wit stupid." You needed a possessive pronoun. Tricky stuff.
My wit good.
My, what hubris.
I'm American and proud of it.
It's the only thing you can be proud of!
I dont watch TV.
I'm sure if ask nicely, someone will show you how to turn it on.
I am a child of th Universe.
Your a child "Period!".
I didn't eat lunch
why? still anorexic?
I'm wandering...
You mean your mind is wandering...you shouldn't let such a small thing out all alone.
It is raining like crazy here today!!
You mean skies are crying for your ignorance!
A lion is dead.
That's what happens when you feed them vegetables.
I got ripped off today.
What goes around comes around. Ain't life a bitch?
We have 2" of snow on the ground.
Not enough to hide the trash around your home!
A beautiful princess.
Good job, you formed a subject. Pretty soon you can move up to sentences.
I had school this morning.
To learn how to make sentences?
Walking along the hive.
