The Insult Chain Game

@Sturgis,

It happened because you tried to put two quarters into an ATM machine to add to your checking account, you moron. Of course your "payment" was rejected, and expect a bill for the damage you caused to the machine--they caught you on the surveillance tape in all your idiotic glory.

I'm thinking of re-arranging some furniture today.

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@firefly,

Well that should be interesting since you have no furniture having sold it all to support your gambling problem. You can get help for that, check your phonebook.

It has been more than a little shocking lately to see the high cost of food at the market and the packages of so many things getting smaller. I think it's criminal that they do this.

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@Sturgis,

What's criminal is that you feel entitled to shoplift because you resent the high prices, you petty crook.

I'm going to sign up for an online driver safety course instead of taking a classroom course.

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@firefly,

Wow. A room filled with ninny-hammers and milksops. (;

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@Daisy Ryder,

Oh nice, hang around with a bunch of loafers you deadbeat and now you want to criticize!

It's a lovely day, I think I'll wash the windows

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@glitterbag,

Those filthy black slabs on your hovel walls are windows?

I have no idea what to make for dinner tonight.

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@firefly,

Why don't you reheat that swill you served last night?

I think I saw a robin this morning, but it could have been a cardinal.

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@firefly,

I know you can't cook you useless man eater, why don't go to the Salvo's soup kitchen where you normally go?

Discussing a subject of National importance with my member of Parliament today.

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@Dutchy,

Ha, you insufferable twit, television listings are definitely not a matter of National Importance.

I think I should try a little harder to perfect my insults.

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@glitterbag,

You couldn't insult the Pope no matter how hard you try you imbecile.

My meeting with the Minister today will include an impressive luncheon at the Hilton hotel.

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@Dutchy,

Oh, I had forgotten it was the annual 'Luncheon For Losers and Louts' which is held each year for people such as you.

This morning for breakfast I ate some cereal and a wedge of cheese while sipping my favorite tea and reading the news.

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@Sturgis,

Well don't hold your breath waiting for an invitation to Celebrity Chef you drooling alcoholic. With the amount of gin you guzzle, your taste buds died in 1967, never to return you puffed up cretin.

I need to stop at the cosmetic counter for a more flattering shade of rouge, do you girls have any suggestions?

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@glitterbag,

Save your money, nothing will help you to look better.

I think I will get take-out for dinner.

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@firefly,

To lazy to cook again after your afternoon romps with your Lothario.

My neighbours pussy has gone missing again, been looking for it all morning, she is heartbroken.

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@Dutchy,

It probably choked on the rancid fumes emanating from that fetid cess pool you call a backyard.

Well it's about dinner time, I think I'll peel some carrots.

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@glitterbag,

You want to do a bit more peeling than carrots to keep your man in the house happy you frustrated old bag.

I'm taking my secretary for lunch today, it's her 25th birthday.

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@Dutchy,

Please, it's her 16th birth day you randy old fart, still think the young things want attention from an aging over-the-hill fetid swamp loving cretin. Thanks
for not letting me down. If the weather cooperates tomorrow, I might do a little window shopping in Dutchy's miserable Dank,dark, steamy, perverted part of the city HE controls.

Can anyone help me with a list of dangerous plants and personalitys I should avoid?

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@glitterbag,

Start with the people here, consider this thread poisonous, and begin avoiding it ASAP --it would be such a relief to get rid of you.

I need to get another pair of computer glasses.

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@firefly,

Great, get some glasses, then see if you can buy some intellect. Good luck you toothless miserable harpy.

I fancy a new frock, any idea where to shop?

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