No, you weren't asked to stand for Lord Mayor of your city, you twit, you were asked to stand ASIDE because your fat lardass butt was blocking the aisle.
It's almost time for me to take the dogs to the dog park.
Are they allowing you back in there? I thought that after you bothered all the other dog owners with your non-stop panhandling they told you not to come back. The only reason you ever took your poor dogs there was to pick up enough money to buy a cheap jug of wine.
I think I'm going to enjoy shopping with a gift certificate I received yesterday.