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Mame
 
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Reply Mon 5 Aug, 2013 04:51 am
@Dutchy,
That's because they're ecstatic to see the back of you, you whining pathetic twit.

I'm getting excited about my upcoming trip.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 5 Aug, 2013 05:27 am
@Dutchy,
Your annual trip to the cooler for not paying your income taxes you unsuccessful tax evader.

I was thrilled to bits to get a Citation for my volunteer work with the under privileged.

(Hi Mame long time no see) Laughing
Mame
 
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Reply Mon 5 Aug, 2013 05:46 am
@Dutchy,
Actually, that wasn't a citation, you delusional klepto, it was a court summons for those thefts of yours last month.

I'm hungry but nothing appeals to me.

[Hey, Dutchy - I've missed you Smile ]
Sturgis
 
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Reply Mon 5 Aug, 2013 11:10 am
@Mame,
Then all is right in the world because you don't appeal to anyone...probably because you dress in unwashed rags and haven't brushed your teeth or hair in 30 years.

This morning as I listened to the birds chirping I was brought back in time to Easter Sunday of 1965 and I smiled.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 7 Aug, 2013 10:03 am
@Sturgis,
It's amazing you can still remember the last time you woke up without a hangover, you lush.

I'm looking forward to trying some new make-up I bought.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Wed 7 Aug, 2013 10:09 pm
@firefly,
Sweetiepie there isn't enough makeup to cover that hideous looking face. Guess it's a good thing you buy the stuff by the gallon so at least it'll help.

I'm trying to decide if I should take the pain pill first or the have another glass of cranberry juice.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 8 Aug, 2013 03:22 am
@Sturgis,
No doubt you're talking about your ecstasy tablet and that cheap home brew you always brag about.

Me and my secretary did some wine tasting this afternoon.

Sturgis
 
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Reply Fri 9 Aug, 2013 11:05 pm
@Dutchy,
That was the nurse giving you some cranberry juice with crushed pills to quiet you down. The other patients can't get a wink of sleep with your constant caterwauling.

My neighbors have left for an extended vacation, and I am enjoying the peaceful quiet.

firefly
 
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Reply Sat 10 Aug, 2013 10:14 am
@Sturgis,
Your poor neighbors had to vacate their apartment because they couldn't tolerate the stench emanating from yours.

I don't know whether I should take my puppy with me when I go to Petco today--he's never been in a place like that before and I don't know how he'd behave.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 10 Aug, 2013 06:28 pm
@firefly,
I wouldn't worry about your puppy it's all about how you will behave in trying to attract the opposite sex.

The pressures of the last few weeks have taken their toll, I think I'm in need of a holiday.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Sat 10 Aug, 2013 09:56 pm
@Dutchy,
You've been on a holiday for the past 43 years you lazy schlub! The only pressure you've endured is trying to figure a way to keep cheating at Monopoly without your grandkids getting wise to you.

There were some really great items at the market today and I couldn't resist stocking up.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 10 Aug, 2013 10:06 pm
@Sturgis,
You mean you couldn't stop filching the items you petty five finger thief.

I'm shouting all the nurses a free dinner tonight.
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 11 Aug, 2013 09:41 am
@Dutchy,
Big shot, you've offered to order them a pizza if they'll put up with your shameless groping under their uniforms, you dirty old man.

I want to spend time outdoors today to take advantage of the great weather.



Sturgis
 
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Reply Sun 11 Aug, 2013 11:14 am
@firefly,
You're in luck then as they've decided to let you spend 2 hours instead of just 1 in the prison recreation yard.

There are times when I am mighty confused as to what I should be doing next but the doctors keep saying that it's alright.
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 11 Aug, 2013 11:33 am
@Sturgis,
Just listen to your psychiatrists, and not to the voices, it's fine if you eat your toast after your eggs, you obsessive delusional twit.

I was very cheered by something I saw in today's newspaper.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 11 Aug, 2013 08:15 pm
@firefly,
I can imagine the first time your name didn't appear on the most wanted list you petty little larcenist.

I'm a happy man after last night's outing with the nurses.

Ticomaya
 
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Reply Sun 11 Aug, 2013 10:03 pm
@Dutchy,
Did they wipe your chin and change your bed pan?

Sipping on some Makers Mark this fine evening.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Mon 12 Aug, 2013 10:15 pm
@Ticomaya,
Your idea of sipping is pouring the entire bottle down your throat in two swigs.

Earlier on I had one of the best pastrami and coleslaw sandwiches that I've had in quite some time. It was hard to resist getting a second.
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 19 Aug, 2013 12:29 pm
@Sturgis,
Having that second sandwich wouldn't have been so bad if you hadn't mugged an old lady to grab the one she was was taking home for her dinner, you lowlife.

I have to make a trip to the veterinarian this week.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 21 Aug, 2013 03:22 am
@firefly,
Time you got yourself desexed.

I'm thinking of selling my house.
 

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