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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 6 Jul, 2013 08:47 pm
@laughoutlood,
And your thoughts become quite incoherent when you're drunk as a skunk, as usual.

When I went to the store before, it was very hot and steamy outside, and I felt a little dizzy.
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 6 Jul, 2013 08:48 pm
BUMP!
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Sat 6 Jul, 2013 09:14 pm
@firefly,
You usually feel dizzy what with the way you combine the oxycodone, codeine and whatever other pain killers you can swipe from your sickly grandfather. Get help before it's too late!

I just ate a delicious pint of ice cream but unfortunately now I have chills.
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 6 Jul, 2013 09:34 pm
@Sturgis,
That's just your lame excuse for now consuming an entire warm apple pie, you insatiable glutton.

I've been been eating a lot of fruit lately, and I think it's giving me more energy.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Tue 9 Jul, 2013 12:15 am
@firefly,
Yeah, I notice you're shoveling chocolate covered strawberries and blueberry waffles into your expanding self as of late. It's the sugar what gives you that manufactured energy.

For some reason I've been having trouble getting to sleep lately...I wonder if the doctor will write a script for a sleeping remedy for me.

Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Tue 9 Jul, 2013 12:20 am
@Sturgis,
Why not just have a read through your old posts when you go to bed?
Everyone else uses your stuff to send them off to the land of nod.

The day is going to be a hot one, so they say.
FOUND SOUL
 
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Reply Tue 9 Jul, 2013 02:49 am
@Lordyaswas,
They say because, they are talking about the hot chicks that you know full well that you can't crack onto.. Wait, that's if you are a guy? Wink No I digress, can go either way.

Fire is burning whilst I sip my wine.
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 9 Jul, 2013 04:57 am
@FOUND SOUL,
You're so drunk, your're on the lawn watching your house burn instead of calling the fire department. Hope you enjoy living in a cardboard box, you lush.

I saw a dog with a $5 bill in his mouth at the pet store yesterday.
FOUND SOUL
 
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Reply Tue 9 Jul, 2013 04:48 pm
@firefly,
It wasn't a dog, and you know it. It was you, stripping as usual and all he came up with was $5 to place in your knickers ? Not that I know what a female dog is, and how you tried to conceal that you 'witch' !!

IDK, mornings are hard to start.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 10 Jul, 2013 01:56 pm
@FOUND SOUL,
After walking the streets all night, snorting coke and turning tricks, of course you're a wreck in the morning, you drugged out floozy.

I just completed a big job.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Wed 10 Jul, 2013 08:52 pm
@firefly,
Maybe if you bathed more often it wouldn't take half the day to scrub off all that filth.

I've been going through old papers and coming across things which have given me some laughs.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 11 Jul, 2013 05:02 am
@Sturgis,
All those unpaid bills, and the turn-off notices for your electricity, phone, and gas, are a real laugh riot, you deadbeat jerk.

I am having a good time learning to use my new camera.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 11 Jul, 2013 06:27 am
@firefly,
Ummm... that's not actually a new camera, it's an old faded cardboard Twinkie box with crayon drawing of a lens and flash poorly on the front while there's a slice of yellow American cheese inside in lieu of film.

Last night, I went to a Prospect Park meetup to watch the NY Philharmonic and some fireworks. Tonight, (weather permitting), I will attend a art gallery hop meetup in Chelsea.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 11 Jul, 2013 06:49 am
@tsarstepan,
Those "meet-ups" are where you connect with your drug dealers, you stoned-out pothead.

I am about to read the morning newspaper.

Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Thu 11 Jul, 2013 07:53 am
@firefly,
Got your telescope trained on the newsagents again, scrooge?

I am preparing a soy chilli sauce for the salmon.
mismi
 
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Reply Thu 11 Jul, 2013 09:20 am
@Lordyaswas,
Thanks for the heads up...you know what they say - use Beano before and there'll be - no gas. Wink

Over booked today. 2 routine appointments this morning. 1 percussion lesson and 3 dentist appointments this afternoon. I think I need to tend my schedule more carefully.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 11 Jul, 2013 11:36 am
@mismi,
Face it, you're a hopelessly disorganized dumb twit who can't even manage to put on matching shoes.

I have to run to the store and get something to make for dinner.

mismi
 
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Reply Thu 11 Jul, 2013 04:12 pm
@firefly,
You really do need to run to the store....and back.

I got it all done. I would like to go out to eat now I think.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 11 Jul, 2013 04:46 pm
@mismi,
You're such an airhead, you don't even know whether you're hungry, or where to eat. You'll probably wind up putting on a bathing suit to go dumpster diving for dinner.

I received something interesting in the mail today.

mismi
 
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Reply Thu 11 Jul, 2013 05:26 pm
@firefly,
Yeah....you should probably just keep what's in the brown paper package between you and - well - you.

Chinese - we are having Chinese. Delish.

 

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