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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Wed 19 Jun, 2013 08:44 pm
@Dutchy,
Well, you were able to insult me!

I do stupid stuff on a2k all the time. Ask anybody.
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Wed 19 Jun, 2013 08:53 pm
You won't if you keep attacking me!

I'm going to write some emails to strangers tomorrow.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 19 Jun, 2013 09:01 pm
@cicerone imposter,
You can only send e-mails to strangers, you have no friends, no one wants to bother with you, you weirdo.

I have a lot I want to accomplish tomorrow.

tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 19 Jun, 2013 09:05 pm
@firefly,
You to do list goes as follows:
1. Smoke breakfast pot;
2. Eat a bag of Doritos;
3. Smoke lunch pot;
4. Sleep until 9PM;
5. Smoke supper pot;
6. Write next day's to do list.
You frakking hippie-slacker!

After going to the gym after work tomorrow, I have to return a library DVD to the Brooklyn Public Library which is due Thursday before closing.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 20 Jun, 2013 08:47 pm
@tsarstepan,
But, instead, you'll pop into a bar after work, and start downing drinks, and never make it to either the gym or the library, or to work tomorrow, because you'll be too hung-over, and you'll wind up being fired, you loser.

Had a great dinner tonight at a new seafood restaurant.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 20 Jun, 2013 08:59 pm
@firefly,
However you forgot to pay the bill and now the owner is chasing you for his money you small time thief.

I'm heading to the outback for a relaxing weekend.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 21 Jun, 2013 10:42 am
@Dutchy,
It won't be relaxing after your wife discovers you've shacked up there with your secretary, you cheating creep.

I've got to go to at least three stores today to get all the items on my shopping list.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Fri 21 Jun, 2013 01:18 pm
@firefly,
Wow! You mean it takes that many stores to get 3 dented cans, a half eaten roll, a rotting avocado and a week old 'window dressing' chicken? Just remember not to go inside again as those hideously filthy feet of yours are still unshod which violates health codes.

I've been wondering about how nice a cruise on a luxury liner around the world might be as a way to escape for a few months.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 21 Jun, 2013 04:15 pm
@Sturgis,
Dream on Dad you can't even afford a ferry fare across the Hudson river!

My mining shares took a dive today thanks to China's new economic measures.
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 22 Jun, 2013 10:59 pm
@Dutchy,
Those shares are worthless, and your broker is a scam artist who had you pegged as a sucker as soon as he laid eyes on you.

I went to my neighbor's very lively graduation party this evening.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Sat 22 Jun, 2013 11:03 pm
@firefly,
Yeah, it was on news channels nationwide how you crashed the party and stripped off your rags before diving into the pool. The report says it was drunk and disorderly conduct as well as trespassing. Hope you are happy you ruined an otherwise lovely evening.

I bought butter today at the store and came home to discover I already had 4 pounds of it.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 22 Jun, 2013 11:10 pm
@Sturgis,
Stoned again and totally off the planet explains the reason for buying stuff yo already have you dope.

I managed to deliver a 1 hour sermon to my fellow Church goers this morning.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Sat 22 Jun, 2013 11:20 pm
@Dutchy,
What did those poor parishioners do to deserve an hour of garbled gibberish?

My doctor has indicated that my health seems to have improved quite a bit in recent months; however, she's concerned about this weight loss.
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jul, 2013 10:38 pm
@Sturgis,
The "wait" she's concerned about is the extreme delay in receiving payment from you, it's been many months, despite the improvement in your financial health, and the "loss" is to her income, you deadbeat.

I went out for a lovely drive this evening.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jul, 2013 10:48 pm
@firefly,
You meant you got picked up by the Vice Squad for soliciting again and went for a 'lovely drive' to the slammer to await your Court appearance.

I received word today that I have been awarded a special citation for my community work.
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 2 Jul, 2013 10:54 pm
@Dutchy,
They've finally designated you the official Village Idiot?

I resolved a really serious crisis this evening.



Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 3 Jul, 2013 12:13 am
@firefly,
Your "serious crisis" was no more than a decision weather to have a cheap meal at MacDonalds or a free meal from the kitchen at the Salvo's you lazy bum.

My Citation presentation by the Governor will be broadcast live on television, I feel very proud of that.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 4 Jul, 2013 09:55 pm
@Dutchy,
Knock off the BS, you pathetic loser. The only citation you've ever gotten was for urinating in public, and it came from a cop, not the Governor, and, fortunately for you, it wasn't broadcast on television, because it sure wasn't something to be proud of.

There are still a lot of fireworks going off in my area, making it fairly noisy outside.
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Fri 5 Jul, 2013 02:11 am
@firefly,
Why? Are you moving out?

I'm looking forward to the anticipated heatwave at the weekend.
laughoutlood
 
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Reply Fri 5 Jul, 2013 03:24 am
@Lordyaswas,
Only mad dogs and Englishmen could take offence upon the leg end of your gentle tweed Lord Walker of the Taking.

My opposite foot gets quite uppity in the winter of my week end.
 

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