The Insult Chain Game

@firefly,

You certainly were efficient playing around with your toy-boy for hours when you should be cleaning your house you oversexed senior citizen.

I'm organising BBQ after the wine tasting tonight.

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@Dutchy,

In other words you're crashing a party after you stiff the bar for a dozen drinks.

I think my vacuum cleaner is going to need to be replaced soon, hope there'll be a sale soon.

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@Sturgis,

No dummy, you just need to change the bag, it's so full it's overflowing and clogging your machine. You vacuum so infrequently, you slob, you never think about buying new bags or changing them.

I'm expecting an important delivery next week.

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@firefly,

Trying to I'mmtell us you're pregnant you old hag?

I'm contemplating what to do this Sunday as I will be on my own

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@Dutchy,

You're social status that day is moot as you will be drinking copious amounts of beer even if you were going to be in a crowd. Bloody lush.

I made 4 bean salad for 20+ people, brewed a 64 ounce jug of sweetened ice tea, and will be bringing a coffee cake and one upside down cake for a picnic Saturday afternoon. I am also contemplating sneaking a box of wine to the park as well.

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@tsarstepan,

The picnic was last Saturday, you idiot. You're too dumb to even mark a calendar correctly. Nobody missed not having you there, in fact, they were relieved when you didn't show up. I hope you like eating bean salad and drinking iced tea...by yourself.

I have some important business to transact at the bank.

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@firefly,

Going to try to rob your local bank again? Didn't 10 yrs in the hoosegow teach you a lesson?

I'm working this afternoon from 12:30 to 5:00.

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@Mame,

Unless you wear a mask, I doubt you'll do much 'work'--hookers your age shouldn't walk the streets during daylight hours, it's a real turnoff when men can actually see how decrepit you look on that street corner.

I've got to run out to the store for something important.

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@firefly,

You're going to get honest and return the items you stole?

My dogs need to go for a walk.

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@Mame,

And even they are embarrassed to be seen in public with you.

I just gave my puppy a treat.

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@firefly,

I know who that puppy is, your latest toy-by, giving him a treat won't do you any good as he is already looking for his next floozy you old tart.

I led the congregation in community singing at the local Church this morning, a real moving experience.

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@Dutchy,

Yeah, it sure was. Nobody had ever seen so many people run so fast before as they attempted to escape from your 'voice'. Definitely was moving.

My doctor prescribed a medication which seems to make me quite alert even though it's to be taken at bedtime, I wonder if this is normal.

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@Sturgis,

In reality, your doctor gave you a placebo prescription AKA sugar pills because he believes your condition is all in your head. You should be only taking one but since you're ingesting half a bottle each night, you're getting a sugar buzz/high. Quit taking more then the prescribed amount.

I'm going to a free outdoor concert tonight (Suzanne Vega) at the Madison Square Park. Woot! Very Happy

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@tsarstepan,

You mean you're taking your cider to the usual bench for the night, near to where she occasionally jogs.

I think we're in for a thunderstorm.

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@Lordyaswas,

And when you're living under the bridge, in a cardboard box, those downpours must be tough on you...and your box. Maybe you can panhandle enough to buy yourself a beer, and then take refuge in a doorway while you guzzle it, you bum.

I am feeling very energetic today.

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@firefly,

Oh my goodness that means trouble for some poor guy you've invited for a romp, why not direct your energy to working in the garden instead of all those bed acrobatics.

I'm heading to the pub for a decent meal today, big T-bones on special for $1.00.

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@Dutchy,

Those are the T-bones they are selling for people's dogs--large bare bones that pub patrons can buy to take home for their dogs. Only you would be dumb enough to believe you'd get a T-bone steak meal for $1.

I think my puppy is brilliant. He's learning commands, and figuring things out, very quickly.

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@firefly,

So you already trained the poor innocent creature to grab your drug stash and bring it to you when you come out of your stupor and to hide it when the police come by for a search of your hovel.

I am wondering if I should put together an evening snack or just go to sleep.

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@Sturgis,

I go to sleep, then have a snack. Works wonders on my diet.

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@cicerone imposter,

CI your post makes no sense, better read the rules on page one before you make another blunder you jackass.

The State Governor and I will be discussing a big mining project this afternoon.

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