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Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jun, 2013 03:32 pm
@firefly,
You had no option as you were caught shoplifting again you five finger bandit.

I might join the boys at the pub for my first drink today.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jun, 2013 03:42 pm
You mean your first drink of the day, don't you? Are you sure you can even wait until 8 am, when you're meeting the boys, before you've got to have that one?

I'm thinking about buying a big screen TV.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jun, 2013 01:31 pm
@firefly,
Yeah and that alone is a miracle since you are usually too drugged and boozed up to think. Any idea how many hours you'll be panhandling to get the money for the set?

It's a wet miserable day here but that's okay because I've been advised to get some bed rest.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jun, 2013 03:39 pm
@Sturgis,
You're always in bed what difference is that going to make to your miserable existence?

I'm taking two women friends out for lunch today whilst my partner is Interstate.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jun, 2013 08:10 pm
@Dutchy,
The two women are the attendants who must accompany you when you have a day pass from the mental asylum, and your wife isn't available to take responsibility for you, and it's well known that having to lunch with you is one of their most distasteful job assignments.

I just finished doing some exercises.

Sturgis
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jun, 2013 08:16 pm
@firefly,
Stuffing chocolate cupcakes in your mouth 2 at a time isn't generally thought of as exercise.

My laundry has been piling up while I've been recuperating from a mystery illness. I dread having to do all of it; but, I must.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jun, 2013 09:22 pm
@Sturgis,
Don't give us that about a mysterious illness, it has been piling up ever since your partner shot through, my advice, get yourself a new floozy you lazy bum.

My lunch was beautiful today, afterwards we took a lazy stroll through the park.
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 8 Jun, 2013 09:45 am
@Dutchy,
And you got another citation for unzipping your pants, and exposing yourself, to two old ladies trying to enjoy an afternoon in the park, you creep.

I've got to make a trip to the post office today.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 10 Jun, 2013 04:48 pm
@firefly,
Making another late payment as usual, your credit rating has sunk to an all-time low!

I always pay my bills on time.
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 10 Jun, 2013 07:29 pm
@Dutchy,
That's because your loan shark, who's as big a crook as you are, has threatened to bust your kneecaps if you don't.

I bought a new camera today.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 10 Jun, 2013 08:29 pm
@firefly,
You love flashing yourself and filming the males reactions don't you?

I met an old girlfriend in the shopping centre today and we talked old times for hours.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Mon 10 Jun, 2013 08:35 pm
@Dutchy,
Yeah she's wondering how it is that the child support payments never were made for any of the 6 children you deadbeat. You may as well know she was recording it for legal purposes.


I have taken all but 1 of my meds for today and am getting groggy.
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 10 Jun, 2013 10:16 pm
@Sturgis,
I don't wonder you're groggy, since you downed your meds with a half bottle of 100 proof Vodka, and you're still working on the bottle.

I received a very informative DVD in the mail today.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 11 Jun, 2013 02:09 am
@firefly,
I bet it is all on how to avoid the cops during your crime sprees you perpetual law breaker.

I'm chairing an important meeting tomorrow.
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 11 Jun, 2013 05:47 pm
@Dutchy,
Yup, having your cronies come over for a poker game will really cement your status as a world-class mover and shaker.

I just gave my puppy some people food and I'm wondering if that was a mistake, because now he wants more.

Sturgis
 
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Reply Tue 11 Jun, 2013 09:36 pm
@firefly,
It's only people food because it's the same cut rate brand you buy and eat from the dog food bin at the Kroger's

Each time I read this letter from my doctor I feel as if I should call the funeral parlor, it says I have several 'chronic conditions'. Am I being a worrywart?
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 12 Jun, 2013 02:59 am
@Sturgis,
If I were you I book a place at the funeral parlor now, early birds get a 10% discount you know!

My neighbour remarked today how fit and healthy I looked.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 12 Jun, 2013 02:52 pm
@Dutchy,
The neighbor with the severely impaired vision, who uses a guide-dog?

I think I should try to gain some weight.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 13 Jun, 2013 06:26 pm
@firefly,
I wouldn't if I were you, you look like an oversized Moby Dick now because of your incorrect eating habits.

My secretary and I will be participating in a wine tasting session this afternoon.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 13 Jun, 2013 07:23 pm
@Dutchy,
Before you get drunk and sloppy, and start pawing her, you should know her husband is insanely jealous, and he's vowed to, "Finish off that slobbering old idiot she works for," if you even breathe your rancid breath in her direction.

I've been very efficient today.
 

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