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firefly
 
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Reply Tue 28 May, 2013 05:20 pm
@Dutchy,
One of the advantages of being a homeless vagrant is that you'll get plenty of sunshine and fresh air.

I think I may have eaten something that upset my stomach.
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Mame
 
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Reply Tue 28 May, 2013 05:39 pm
bump
Mame
 
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Reply Tue 28 May, 2013 05:39 pm
@Mame,
Probably your own cooking, you loser.

I am playing Scrabble online with my older sister.
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 28 May, 2013 05:46 pm
@Mame,
Since you're both illiterate, that should be a fast game.

I just bid on an e-bay item.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 30 May, 2013 03:35 pm
@firefly,
Has your old vibrator given up the ghost?

I'm going for a short stroll along the beach shortly.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 30 May, 2013 07:49 pm
@Dutchy,
You'll "stroll" until you panhandle enough for your next drink, you lazy lush.

I'm suddenly faced with unexpected expenses.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 30 May, 2013 09:45 pm
@firefly,
I'm not surprised when I look at the decrepit hovel you live in you scrooge.

Watching an interestingmovie right now.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 31 May, 2013 07:08 am
@Dutchy,
You're already so perverted, that must be a really kinky and disgusting porn flick if you find it interesting.

I've got to transact some business at the bank today.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 31 May, 2013 04:38 pm
@firefly,
Only because some creditors are chasing you for money you've owned them for months.

I'm thinking of opening a good bottle of wine today.
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 2 Jun, 2013 08:35 am
@Dutchy,
You fantasize about that every day. But what you'll wind up with are the dregs in a bottle you'll fish out of a dumpster.

My day has gotten off to a great start.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 2 Jun, 2013 03:50 pm
@firefly,
Only because you slept in late following your nocturnal exploits.

I'm helping my neighbour solving a crossword at the moment.
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 2 Jun, 2013 06:14 pm
@Dutchy,
That's because you're cheating. He's doing yesterday's crossword, and you've got the answers in today's paper.

I got some good news today.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 2 Jun, 2013 07:38 pm
@firefly,
You're accepted by "Meals on Wheels" so you can get free tucker you lazy cook

My dear neighbour made me a nice supper after we finished doing her crossword..
Sturgis
 
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Reply Tue 4 Jun, 2013 12:17 pm
@Dutchy,
Don't you mean after she worked the entire puzzle while you drank her booze and ate her food?

I received a very disturbing letter to day.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 4 Jun, 2013 04:21 pm
@Sturgis,
If you paid your taxes on time and didn't cheat you wouldn't get disturbing letters from Internal Revenue Department!

I'm thinking of buying a new car.
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 4 Jun, 2013 06:19 pm
@Dutchy,
It's about time you scraped your junk heap and moved up to a newer model, which, in your case, would be any car made after 1985.

I thought I had a problem, then learned I didn't, so I'm feeling very relieved.

Mame
 
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Reply Tue 4 Jun, 2013 07:05 pm
@firefly,
You didn't 'learn' you didn't have a crack addiction, you just decided it, so your relief is phoney.

I had my last morning of training for my new job today.
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 4 Jun, 2013 10:38 pm
@Mame,
After all these years, you still need training in how to be a hooker?

I'm not sure where I left my cell phone.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jun, 2013 12:26 am
@firefly,
Try phoning the number and I'm sure your toyboy will come running for some action.

Since I'm home I'm starting to forget things, I wonder why this is?
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jun, 2013 05:35 pm
@Dutchy,
Because now you can get your hands on marijuana and you're stoned all the time.

I had to return an item to the store today.
 

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