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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 23 May, 2013 02:02 pm
@firefly,
You're car is so old, beat-up, and poorly maintained, you're going to need to have it towed to and from the inspection garage. (AKA It's not going to pass any of the inspector's tests).

Walking from the subway stop (4 blocks or so), even with an umbrella, with the downpour: I'm soaked.
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firefly
 
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Reply Thu 23 May, 2013 09:14 pm
You always look like a drowned rat anyway, so what difference will the rain make.

I took my puppy to the Vet today for another puppy shot, and he's gained 1 1/2 lbs in the past three weeks (the puppy, not the Vet Laughing).
FOUND SOUL
 
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Reply Fri 24 May, 2013 05:41 am
@firefly,
Mother Milk WTF that's the only way he could gain so much Smile
I got voted down? bahahaha.

Going to belly dance with my new friend as I know she will set me straight, double meaning..........................
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 24 May, 2013 06:44 am
@FOUND SOUL,
All of 'your' clients will be paying you MORE money to keep you from stripping most of your clothes off and belly dancing which is equally weird since your new job isn't belly dancer or even stripper but busboy at Pizza Hut.

I'm taking a train to and from the Geek Pride Parade (northwest of the city) with a meetup group Saturday morning.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 24 May, 2013 08:32 am
@tsarstepan,
You don't have to travel to see a Geek Pride Parade, just walk back and forth in front of a mirror and pretend the pathetic geek you see reflected is someone who has some pride.

I had a delicious Italian dinner last night.

FOUND SOUL
 
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Reply Fri 24 May, 2013 03:33 pm
@firefly,
HAHAHAHA... My mind wondered... Italian Dish. hahahahahahaha yeah right, hahahahahahaha Wink

I'm going out for lunch tomorrow with my new sales lady, model her not me.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 24 May, 2013 05:41 pm
@FOUND SOUL,
Who in their right mind would model you? Why would anyone want to copy your vacuousness, you airhead.

I just had a refreshing nap.
FOUND SOUL
 
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Reply Fri 24 May, 2013 05:56 pm
@firefly,
Well you needed it after supposedly having an Italian Dish, which we know was all a fantasy in your mind, hussy.

I think I need some fresh air.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 24 May, 2013 06:07 pm
@FOUND SOUL,
That's no wonder, given your diet of canned baked beans. You pass so much smelly gas, with your farting, even you can't stand being in a room with yourself after a while.

I'm going to watch a movie now.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 27 May, 2013 11:47 pm
@firefly,
The old story, when you can't find a toy-boy, you do the next best thing and watch a porno-movie, you wrinkled old bat.

I'm home entertaining some friends.
FOUND SOUL
 
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Reply Tue 28 May, 2013 12:18 am
@Dutchy,
The mice, the cat from next door, the pretend people you talk to sipping coffee, yeah, yeah, we know you don't have any friends. Hermet ...

I feel like the cat that got the cream

tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 28 May, 2013 07:50 am
@FOUND SOUL,
Stop drinking the milk from the bowl your neighbor leaves out for the stray cats. It's not for you.

After a week without going to the gym, I'll try to go this evening after my doctor's appointment.
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 28 May, 2013 08:06 am
@tsarstepan,
You only go to the gym, but you never go in it. And you only go there because it's next door to a Baskin-Robbins where you like to pig out on ice cream, which is what you'll do tonight after your doctor tells you to lose weight.

My puppy's barking is giving me a headache.
Mame
 
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Reply Tue 28 May, 2013 03:40 pm
@firefly,
Let him out of the closet and maybe he'll stop.

I'm making delicious lamb popsicles for dinner.
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 28 May, 2013 04:12 pm
@Mame,
Too dumb to figure out how to defrost the chops?

I wish it would stop raining.
Mame
 
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Reply Tue 28 May, 2013 04:34 pm
@firefly,
Why, your boy toy doesn't like going out in the rain?

I walked my dogs twice today.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 28 May, 2013 05:01 pm
@Mame,
That's because you couldn't find a toy boy, how about joining a knitting circle, you passed you're due date you old hag.

I'm feeling better every day and may take my partner out for a meal tonight.
Mame
 
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Reply Tue 28 May, 2013 05:03 pm
@Dutchy,
That's the stew that nobody in the neighbourhood will eat, right?

We're also having Sambal Okra with our lamb. Yum.
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 28 May, 2013 05:13 pm
@Mame,
You've obviously been too drunk to hear about the massive recall on okra because of salmonella contamination. That's going to be a memorable dinner.

My puppy got Irish Lamb Stew for dinner.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 28 May, 2013 05:16 pm
@firefly,
What happened, your toy boy left you again?

I'm enjoying breakfast out in the sun, very refreshing after being indoors for so long.
 

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