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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 20 May, 2013 03:47 am
@verbivore,
That's what you tell us, more likely meeting your secret lover, you jezebel.

My nurse is going to shower me shortly, bedtime here.
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FOUND SOUL
 
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Reply Mon 20 May, 2013 03:49 am
@verbivore,
In your slippers, baggy old fashioned dressing gown, hair a mess, really you are watching the VOICE I am not stupid.

Watching the Voice to see if they can sing. Or If I can.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 20 May, 2013 03:55 am
@FOUND SOUL,
They wouldn't let you sing in a choir choir with your clapped out fish wife's voice.

The nurse promised me a bubble bath tonight.
FOUND SOUL
 
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Reply Mon 20 May, 2013 04:00 am
@Dutchy,
HAHAHA.

Erm, sure Dutchy, they only have showers there, gawd you do fantasise and dream don't you ? Your wife may help you out there very soon.

I am going to sit by the fire and relax
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 20 May, 2013 04:04 am
@FOUND SOUL,
Probably annoying your partner with some foolish games when he wants to watch TV, for heavens's sake show some maturity.

I received some interesting e-mails today.
Cyracuz
 
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Reply Mon 20 May, 2013 05:42 am
@Dutchy,
It's not really a special offer just for you. They sent that to everyone.

I have an exam tomorrow, and I am not ready!
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 20 May, 2013 09:44 am
@Cyracuz,
You wouldn't be ready if you studied for the next 6 months, you dunce.

I don't understand why this thread suddenly has an NSFW tag. Am I missing something?

Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 20 May, 2013 06:27 pm
@firefly,
You sure are you dunce.

I feel ready for anything today.
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 20 May, 2013 09:33 pm
@Dutchy,
The last time you had that feeling, you landed in jail for two weeks.

I bought something on e-bay today.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 21 May, 2013 12:13 am
@firefly,
Knowing you it was an "R" rated gadget.

Looking forward to a Video show the Nurses are putting on tonight.
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 21 May, 2013 01:19 pm
@Dutchy,
That's because you paid them to get you triple XXX-rated porn videos to watch, you perv.

I have no idea what to make for dinner tonight.
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Tue 21 May, 2013 01:54 pm
@firefly,
Sure you do. TV dinners, just like every other night.

I wish I was hiking.
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 21 May, 2013 09:33 pm
@Ticomaya,
That's about all a lazy couch potato can do--wish you were active.

I hope it doesn't rain tomorrow.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 22 May, 2013 12:44 pm
@firefly,
Well considering that you really live in a subbasement of an abandoned mental hospital, why would it matter whether it rains, snows, hurricaines, or is just plain sunny? You never leave the subbasement so you'll never get to see the light of day or breeze the fresh air at night.

I am so looking forward to the a2k meetup tonight. I'm bring wine! Very Happy
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 22 May, 2013 03:04 pm
@tsarstepan,
They don't want you at the meet-up, you stupid lush. And they knew, if they told you to bring the wine, you'd start drinking it, and soon be in such a stupor that you'd never find the address for the meet.

I've got a bunch of bills to pay.



FOUND SOUL
 
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Reply Wed 22 May, 2013 04:04 pm
@firefly,
Yeah, one from the tax man claiming you haven't paid tax for 10 years, jail term how are you going to weasel your way out of that one.. Put your high heels on? Probably.......you hussy.

I am taking my dog to the vet shortly.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 22 May, 2013 05:49 pm
@FOUND SOUL,
If you cleaned your flea-infested hovel, you slob, your poor dog might be able to stop scratching.

I thought about getting a kitten today, to keep my puppy company.
FOUND SOUL
 
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Reply Thu 23 May, 2013 04:53 am
@firefly,
Cob wobbles.. You want a kitten because you purr like a cat and you want to remind yourself you can still DO IT , ..............................

Oh dear going onto Yabber Line..........no really.... try to answer that one lols
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Thu 23 May, 2013 08:32 am
@FOUND SOUL,
How can we answer it ... it makes no sense, like most of your posts.


I still have no plans for the upcoming holiday.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 23 May, 2013 08:42 am
@Ticomaya,
Why not stay home and get drunk, as you usually do.

I have to take my car in for its annual state inspection.
 

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