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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Sturgis
 
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Reply Mon 21 Jan, 2013 12:40 pm
@Mame,
It's not hosting when you tell people what food to bring and then use your cousin's home (while they're on a round the world tour) as the hosting space...although I suppose you can't fit many visitors in your hovel, what with your hoarding issues. I suppose you'll want to play the murder victim again.


My favorite television program has been cancelled and I am rather puzzled as to why.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Mon 21 Jan, 2013 12:40 pm
*Bump*
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firefly
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jan, 2013 08:42 pm
@Sturgis,
It was canceled because only about 3 other weird people, in addition to you, wanted to watch a freaky reality show about purulent skin eruptions called, "Rash!"

I haven't been getting enough sleep lately.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 16 May, 2013 09:43 pm
@firefly,
Only because you have been starved of some good nocturnal romps and your new toy boy gives you more than you'd bargained for.

Now that I'm nearly recovered I shall be looking for some new adventures.
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 18 May, 2013 06:59 pm
@Dutchy,
Didn't your old adventures get you into enough trouble? We know where you've really been all this time, and, if the parole board is smart, they'll keep you locked in there a while longer, you incorrigible swindler.

I've been spending a lot of time playing with my new puppy and keeping him company.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 18 May, 2013 07:19 pm
@firefly,
Yea, yea, yea a new "Puppy", you mean playing with your new "Toy Boy" for company Laughing Remember you're not a teenager anymore you incorrigible Siren.
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 18 May, 2013 08:52 pm
@Dutchy,
Try sobering up for a change, you sot. You're so fogged out on booze, you forgot to make a comment about yourself.

I fully expect to win the $600 million Powerball lottery jackpot tonight.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 18 May, 2013 10:13 pm
@firefly,
Laughing Laughing Laughing

You have as much hope of bedding Brad Pitt.

I'm looking forward to a walk with my nurse this evening.
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 19 May, 2013 08:24 pm
@Dutchy,
Well, after they caught the two of you fooling around in your hospital bed, I'm not surprised you'll go looking for a more private place, you insatiable, shameful lothario.

I have to take care of some important business this week.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 19 May, 2013 09:36 pm
@firefly,
Yes I heard, your creditors have finally tracked you down, stop passing dud cheques.

I'm very tired today, wonder why?
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 19 May, 2013 10:06 pm
@Dutchy,
I've heard that's the kind of crash you get after snorting cocaine, you dope fiend.

I just had some delicious chocolates.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 19 May, 2013 10:13 pm
@firefly,
All those delicious chocolates do nothing for your once perfect figure, nowadays the cheeks of your bum hang over each side of the chair you sit on.

I've been told off by a friend today about something I have said.
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 19 May, 2013 10:21 pm
@Dutchy,
It doesn't surprise me that someone told you off, I'm surprised you even have a friend, you creep.

I have to go to bed soon, I think I need to get more sleep.



Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 19 May, 2013 10:27 pm
@firefly,
Try to sleep on your own for a change, instead of playing nocturnal games with your toy boy all night.

I will have my afternoon doze soon.
FOUND SOUL
 
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Reply Mon 20 May, 2013 12:19 am
@Dutchy,
Nana nap, thought you were quite a bit of an old woman!!!

Nearly got a migrane this morning, taking it easy
verbivore
 
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Reply Mon 20 May, 2013 01:07 am
@FOUND SOUL,
thought you were the one who caused 'headaches'

Loads of work piled on my desk!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 20 May, 2013 01:10 am
@verbivore,
Who you're kidding, you don't know what work is you spoilt brat.

Watching an interesting movie right now.
FOUND SOUL
 
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Reply Mon 20 May, 2013 01:22 am
@Dutchy,
Dolly is in the movie right? Yeah sure, your typing here that's just a fantasy.

Going to help light a fire!

Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 20 May, 2013 02:11 am
@FOUND SOUL,
Going by your last effort I call the Fire Brigade first you clumsy female.

I love seeing movies of Dolly Parton because of her incredible talent.
verbivore
 
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Reply Mon 20 May, 2013 02:23 am
@Dutchy,
talent in what is the next question! you wanton!

going to watch the great gatsby tonight!
 

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