The Insult Chain Game

@Dutchy,

And I bet you really think you also make a bundle by selling your houses on Park Place and Boardwalk, and using your Get Out of Jail Free card, you deluded psychotic.

I can't believe another New Year is just a few days away--2012 went by so fast.

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@Dutchy,

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@firefly,

Considering you've been a drug and alcohol induced stupor since August I am surprised you were even aware the year was wrapping up.

It's times like this I am grateful for my Jewish heritage because I get to celebrate a new year twice each year. I think I'll have a plate of latkes to celebrate the last Saturday of the year.

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@Sturgis,

Better buy yourself a new calender cheapo, you're so disoriented you don't know that today is the first Saturday of the New Year, and I wouldn't bet you actually know what year it is either.

I just realized that I haven't put up my new calender in my kitchen yet.

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@firefly,

You obviously haven't come out of your drunken stupor after attending that New Years Eve orgy witch your debauched friends.

I think it is unbecoming for a woman to get drunk and carry on like a chop-stick. I prefer my women to be real ladies with no hang ups.

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@Dutchy,

Carry on like a chop stick? lol Whatever the hell that means! You're the one in a drunken stupor, obviously!!

I am going to the Flea Market today to find a gift for you, Dutchy Smile

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@Mame,

Your idea of a "flea market" is very literal, meaning you're going to the dumpsters behind some restaurants, where all those stray, flea-ridden cats hang out. And, after rummaging for some lunch for yourself, you'll take one of those kitties to give as a "gift" to one of your unsuspecting cronies--who will soon find out that their entire hovel is now flea-infested, thanks to you.

I'm re-evaluating my stock portfolio.

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@firefly,

What's to review? You have one stock and it's a loser.

Going to the in-laws for dinner tonight.

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@Mame,

And they're already moaning and groaning about having to put up with your revolting table manners, your incessant loud talking, and your foul mouth, during another of these monthly, obligatory "visits".

I'm trying out a recipe of my own creation for dinner tonight.

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@firefly,

Boiled liver, kidneys, cabbage and onions - sure to be delightful.

Just finished a murder mystery.

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@Mame,

Showing your age Mame, you've changed from sexy novels to murder stories, life must be boring.

Having a day off as we're experiencing a shocking heat wave.

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@Dutchy,

Like you needed an excuse you lazy sloth.

The Biggest Loser is starting yet another season tonight on NBC and I am looking forward to seeing Jillian whip those whiners into shape again.

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@Sturgis,

I have news for you, you're the biggest loser at A2K, when it comes to having something intelligent to say, and no one looks forward to having you show up.

Had a lovely brunch with old friends today.

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@firefly,

Uh... that's not what THEY said. hmpf

Made two kinds of chicken, an indian brussel sprout recipe, coconut macaroons, and a key lime pie today. That was AFTER we went to the Flea Market and to a dept. store to Mr. some shoes. Busy day.

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@Mame,

You didn't cook those items, you watched them being made on a cooking show, and, before that, you watched a home decorating show featuring flea market finds. And, only because Mr. continued to nag you about the holes in the soles of his shoes, you finally went on e-bay and bought him a cheap new pair. You haven't moved your lazy butt all day--as usual.

I have a new PC ready to be hooked up, as soon as I decide which room I want it in.

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@firefly,

I believe your mental asylum's floor nurses keep insisting you leave the common room computer in the common room and stop trying to move it to the ladies' communal shower room.

I noticed this week that since the beginning of 2013, the payroll department has been taking an extra 8 dollars or so from my paycheck to cover various taxes.

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@tsarstepan,

Get your eyes checked. That's 88 dollars not a mere 8 and it's the wage garnishment attached to your salary checks for the damage you caused at the Sunset Park Grill after learning they used imitation Bulgarian farmers in their advertisements. They'll be taking it for the next 20 years until the debt is met.

I'm intending to eat some roast beef, potatoes and carrots for dinner, followed with pistachio ice cream.

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That's what you found in the bin yesterday and it's disgusting!

I just booked my ticket to NYC Smile

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@Mame,

The last time you bought a ticket to NYC, they managed to sell you one for a flight leaving November 31st. Let's hope this one works out better for you.

My sister is studying at art school.

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@Kolyo,

She's the only one in your family with any ambition, you bunch of deadbeats.

We're hosting a Murder Mystery party in February.

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