The Insult Chain Game

@firefly,

That's the one you filched from the Church Bazaar, you sorry excuse of a human being.

We had a great Greek dinner and party last night.

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@Mame,

Breaking into the kitchen of the local Greek diner after hours with your friends who get wasted smoking hash all day, isn't really having dinner and a party, it's a crime and if Ocnus hadn't broken the surveillance camera you'd be in the pokey right now facing another 8 month stretch.

I had a delicious breakfast with potatoes and eggs and am wondering what to follow that up with.

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@Sturgis,

Whatever your local grocery bin has to offer, no doubt.

Making my sausage-rice-nut stuffing! Smells delish.

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@Mame,

Too bad you can't afford the chicken to put it in, since your relatives are sick of your mooching, and now refuse to give you a dime. They know you'll only blow their hard-earned money on your on-line gambling habit, you irresponsible loser.

I haven't wrapped any Christmas gifts yet.

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@firefly,

That's because they're for you and you already know what they are, you cheap miser.

My sister skyped me from Mexico yesterday.

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@Mame,

Even she knows not to go anywhere near you, between your grubby appearance and husband stealing, not to mention how you're always putting the arm on her for 'rent' money. Little does she know, the money goes straight to your bottles of booze.

My neighbor came by this morning with a box of home baked Christmas cookies. As in past years I will try to resist eating them all at once.

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@Sturgis,

But you won't be able to do it, you gluttonous tub of lard.

I'm dog sitting two dogs and a cat for a week.

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@Mame,

Try not to sell them off like you did the last time in an attempt to get more money for the low cost bottles of unlabeled booze at the Discount liquor store.

This morning when I glanced in the mirror I noticed that not only has my hair gotten much longer, it's also gotten a lot whiter.

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@Sturgis,

What a lot of crap, you're as bald as a badger, the "hairs" you were seeing in the mirror were spider webs you short sighted weasel.

My Christmas was phenomenal, my partner bought me the latest 4WD Landrover as a gift.

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@Dutchy,

Uh, you've been imbibing too much again, D... she bought you the dinky car version. Please try to lay off the sauce!

Up and at 'em early today... can't wait to stuff the turkey!

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@Mame,

"stuff the turkey"? No comment.

Ham should be served cold.

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@alex240101,

What would you know about cooking you itinerant hobo, you live of the crumbs of the land.

Tonight I shall be dining in the best restaurant in town.

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@Dutchy,

Considering that the whole town is nothing more than a gas station and a general store, stale take-out baloney sandwiches from that store probably are the best meal you can get--and that "restaurant" where you'll enjoy them would be the front seat of your beat up old car. How festive! It fits your image to a T. Bon Appétit.

I watched my favorite Christmas movie today.

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@firefly,

Yea and I know why, you only have one thing on your mind: http://www.busybus.co.uk/design/xmas_santa.swf

I just opened a $250 bottle of Champagne and I must say it is worth every cent, an absolutely delightful drink on your tongue.

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@Dutchy,

Oh I am sure it's worth every cent you drunkard! However since you stole it from Mrs.Slotherton after dumping sleeping potions in her tea, it's also theft which will get you locked up for a few days. Happy New Year!

I found a movie from 1973 which I had been searching for since first seeing it back then. It is about a deranged woman who gets a set of cutlery for winning a game show. Absolutely wonderful movie.

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@Sturgis,

Your idea of a great, heart-warming, Christmas movie would be a flick about a deranged woman who goes on a knife-wielding rampage, you psychopathic creep. What are you going to enjoy to get you in the proper spirit for New Year's Eve, "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre"?

I've got some big financial transactions to make before the year ends.

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@firefly,

So you went to the post office and bought a money order for 99 cents and a half book of stamps. You should have started a savings account in January to prepare for this monstrous household expense.

I'm going stir crazy at work as nothing is going on work wise because a lot of lawyers, secretaries, and legal assistants are off for the holiday week.

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@tsarstepan,

It's a bummer not to have wastebaskets to empty, isn't it? You could always shred some paper to fill them, so you'll have some appropriately menial task to help you fill your vacant hours without over-taxing your limited abilities.

I found a $20 bill in the street on Christmas Eve.

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@firefly,

Slipping your pickpocket fingers into the pocket of somebody's trousers isn't finding, it's theft...although for you it's just another way of getting a few bottles of cheap wine. Don't you still sell plasma?

I had a delivery this afternoon and must empty the contents of the 3 cartons when I get a round of energy.

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@Sturgis,

3 cartons of cheap booz to keep you sloshed for weeks you wino, no wonder you got no energy.

I sold one of my coalmines for a handy profit today.

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