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Mame
 
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Reply Thu 13 Dec, 2012 05:24 pm
@Sturgis,
No, you deaf pervert. He told you to QUIT FIDDLING with your junk.

Just made buttermilk biscuits and now my lemon ricotta cookies are in the oven. Smells heavenly in here.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 13 Dec, 2012 09:59 pm
@Sturgis,
You're dreaming dope head and are on a high after smoking a laced joint, your place never smells nice always reeks like a cesspit.

My business is booming just signed another large mining transaction with China.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Sat 15 Dec, 2012 08:38 pm
@Dutchy,
Buying a book on mining in China and signing your name on your wife's credit card doesn't mean that your nonexistent business would be booming...you've been gainfully UNemployed since your were 19.

My friend just called with some tragic news about his annual shindig.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 15 Dec, 2012 10:46 pm
@Sturgis,
I know, the usually raunchy strippers are not available this year, now he will have to play some x-rated movies to keep you ogle heads entertained.

In the process of organising a Christmas dinner for my top 25 executive managers this week, as usual I have chosen the Hilton Hotel.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sat 15 Dec, 2012 10:58 pm
@Dutchy,
You actually do mean the Hilton Hostel for Homeless Husbands right?

I'm watching Singing in the Rain right now and I'm so bored. Sad
Sturgis
 
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Reply Sun 16 Dec, 2012 05:12 pm
@tsarstepan,
That means you're out of coke, weed, bennies, wine and your dealer isn't answering your texts and the liquor store is closed.

I bought a few containers of ice cream yesterday and am unsure which to have first.

Mame
 
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Reply Sun 16 Dec, 2012 05:56 pm
@Sturgis,
Why not dig into all of them like you usually do, you monstrous pig?

We're having a dinner party tonight and we're all set.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 16 Dec, 2012 06:07 pm
@Mame,
Some party, you, hubby and your mangy dog as none of your friends want to attend your orgies anymore.

My horse "Holy Balltightener" won a big race in Melbourne yesterday at the good odds of 5/1, I cleaned up the bookies.
yannalfopaula
 
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Reply Mon 17 Dec, 2012 04:57 am
@Dutchy,
Oh, you look terrific.

Just ask your wig.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 21 Dec, 2012 10:37 pm
@yannalfopaula,
You've outdone yourself in making idiotic statements with that last one. I think your last swig of Eggnog killed off your one remaining brain cell.

I finally finished mailing my Christmas cards today.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 21 Dec, 2012 11:12 pm
@firefly,
Don't kid yourself, you only sent out one Christmas card and that was to yourself, otherwise you would have none you loser.

My Christmas will be strictly a family affair, just the 18 of us.
Mame
 
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Reply Sat 22 Dec, 2012 07:10 am
@Dutchy,
THat's because you don't have any friends.

We had Christmas dinner at the in-laws last night.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Sat 22 Dec, 2012 02:03 pm
@Mame,
They like to make sure you aren't around on the actual holiday what with your drunken antics of making passes at everybody, dancing on the countertops and other pieces of furniture before passing out in the middle of the great room, scaring the children half out of their minds.

An old friend of mine is coming to town just after Christmas and he will be staying here for a few days. I'm looking forward to it.
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 22 Dec, 2012 02:11 pm
@Sturgis,
So your friend finally made parole? Since it's a violation of your parole to hang out with other known felons, as it also is for him, the two of you will probably wind up being bunk mates in a cell for the New Year. Hope you're looking forward to that too, you jerk.

I love hearing from old friends at Christmas and catching up with everyone's news.
Mame
 
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Reply Sat 22 Dec, 2012 02:29 pm
@firefly,
Unfortunately, the same can't be said of them. Good luck getting a hold of them.

Well, we had our Christmas with the family last night. Tonight 17 of us are going for Greek food and then party at a friend's after. Sounds good!
Sturgis
 
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Reply Sat 22 Dec, 2012 02:42 pm
@Mame,
So you call the other patients family now? That's good, shows you are accepting your illness.
Anywhos, there are only 17 because the other patients were able to get medical passes for a few days, you are too warped mentally and the remaining 16 are staff members who have to show up for work.

I have a very annoying wound on my right ankle which won't stop oozing.
Mame
 
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Reply Sat 22 Dec, 2012 02:44 pm
@Sturgis,
That's because you live in a pig sty and everything you come into contact with is diseased. Get yourself to a hospital or medical clinic!

We're listing to some great blues right now.
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 22 Dec, 2012 05:37 pm
@Mame,
You do nothing but moan the blues, you miserable, complaining, self-pitying, whiner. And--news flash--no one is listening to you. You're such a wet blanket at any holiday gathering, people tuned you out a long time ago. You only get invited because you either supply the booze or pick up the check.

I received a great Christmas gift in the mail today, a very yummy treat.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 22 Dec, 2012 09:04 pm
@firefly,
No doubt a down-payment for future favours from one of your Lothario's who enjoys your bedroom antics.

I enjoyed a great Christmas party with my neighbours last night, very light hearted with plenty of drinks and good food.
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 23 Dec, 2012 10:38 am
@Dutchy,
It was a great party until you got drunk, became loud and obnoxious, knocked over lamps and chairs, and passed out over the buffet table.

My chocolate rum cake was a big hit at the pot luck Christmas party we went to last night.
 

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