The Insult Chain Game

@Dutchy,

You had to hit on the kids, as if their mothers didn't suffice. You sick pedophile.

Why do I hate fudge?

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@RST,

You don't hate fudge, it's just temporary since you ate 6 boxes of the stuff, you idiot. Try a little control next time.

I am buying my husband a printer for Christmas.

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@Mame,

So... you bought you husband a sticker-covered, scratched and coffee (?) stained 1980's Epson MX-80 dot matrix printer from Salvation Army for $2. Good luck trying to find the missing wire and to get it to work on your home laptop.

I need to buy a couple more strings of Christmas lights this weekend so I can finish hanging the Christmas lights up in my apartment this Christmas season.

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@tsarstepan,

Considering it's an 8x15 foot box of an apartment, anything more than that string of bulbs you pilfered from the elderly neighbor last year (which is why you had to move) would be more than absurd. Not sure why you want the lights anyway since your always drunk on Red Wine ice cream or passed out from the same.

I woke up feeling extremely nauseous and dizzy this morning.

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@Sturgis,

Now who here really has the 1.5 gallon of Red Wine ice cream a day problem?? ((Not me...))

Looking to see exactly what red wine ice cream was so I can properly create a retort for this thread, I stumbled on the search engine phrase, red wine ice cream float. I'm now craving a red wine ice cream float.

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@tsarstepan,

You crave anything with alcohol, you lush. You're so far gone, three rehabs have kicked you out for hiding vodka-filled flasks in your room.

My Christmas shopping is coming along nicely, and I think the recipients will be happy with their gifts.

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@firefly,

If last year is anything to go by it will only be little trinkets you swiped from the Salvation Army Fund raising stalls you miser.

I'll make my Christmas donation when I attend Church this morning, it will feed a few hundred mouths.

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@Dutchy,

Only a few hundred mouse mouths, you cheap bastard.

I'm going to watch the Canada-US Gold Match in Sledge Hockey this evening and then we're going out for Thai.

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@Mame,

The way you keep saying you are going out for Thai, leads me to realize you mean you're snatching a box of microwavable Thai food from the local market and stuffing it under that ragged and filthy orange sweatshirt (which you stole from Goodwill).

My tongue feels weird.

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@Sturgis,

Stop eating canned cat and dog food you weirdo.

I'm thinking of purchasing an old master for an investment. Looking at a Rembrandt or Vermeer.

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@Dutchy,

Get real! You couldn't even afford a postcard with such an image...that is if they'd even let you into the museum gift shop with those worn through dime store sneakers.

It's almost evening and I haven't done much of anything today.

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@Sturgis,

Isn't that your usual routine, on a bean bag in front of TV watching Tom & Jerry cartoons and nibbling on knick knacks you couch potato.

Finding an old master is more difficult than I anticipated, I may have to travel overseas to succeed in getting one.

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@Dutchy,

Dream on, you old reprobate... you are delusional. You live in a box around the corner of the Sally Ann and your 'old master' is Jack Daniels.

I'm picking my husband up at the airport today.

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@Mame,

I hear you get a new husband every 6 months. So what country exactly is this new mail-order husband from?

It is 1 day, 10 hours, 7 minutes 0 seconds until my friends and I will be seeing The Hobbit in the cinema!

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@tsarstepan,

Don't count on it, unless you all have money to buy tickets, which isn't likely. The manager has secured those exit doors your group has used to sneak into the theater, and your cheating, freeloading days are over, you creep.

I think I'll bake some Christmas cookies.

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@firefly,

I suggest you buy ready made Christmas cookies, your last effort was a debacle, even your dogs wouldn't eat the crumbs you hopeless trier.

I made a decorated ginger bread house for Christmas last night surprising my partner who thought this tough old business man couldn't deliver such a thing.

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@Dutchy,

What you didn't know was that the surprise was horror which turned into hysterical, maniacal laughter when you left the room.

I am making Southern Fried Chicken and Buttermilk biscuits for my husband for dinner tonight.

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@Mame,

You mean you spent all day in bed, snacking, reading magazines, and watching TV, then you made a quick trip to KFC to pick up that food, and you'll tell your fool of a hubby how you spent all day slaving in the kitchen just to prepare that special meal for him, you lazy lying phony.

My mailman's been delivering a lot of packages to me lately.

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@firefly,

Except they aren't yours because you don't live in any of those places, you just wander block to block grabbing things from peoples porches.

I saw the doctor today and was told I'm fit as a fiddle.

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