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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Mame
 
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Reply Tue 4 Dec, 2012 11:54 am
@firefly,
Yes, you're so cheap all you do is buy people used gifts, you miser.

I'm going to dinner with friends tomorrow night at a Thai restaurant.
Mame
 
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Reply Tue 4 Dec, 2012 12:37 pm
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RST
 
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Reply Tue 4 Dec, 2012 12:41 pm
@Mame,
Do you often eat there? No wonder you look like a cow!

You know, sometimes I don't really dig ultra long articles.
Mame
 
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Reply Tue 4 Dec, 2012 02:24 pm
@RST,
That's because you can't read, you illiterate bumpkin.

My sister's coming over in an hour.
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 4 Dec, 2012 07:27 pm
@Mame,
Only to mooch more money from you that she'll never repay. Your entire grasping family knows what a gullible air-brain you are, and they play you like a fiddle.

I am delighted with the purchases I received in the mail today.
yannalfopaula
 
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Reply Tue 4 Dec, 2012 09:08 pm
@firefly,
The Unibomber is still alive.

Thanyou Yougotta.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 5 Dec, 2012 02:45 pm
@yannalfopaula,
Will you get your brain together and sober up before answering the next post you drunken sot.

Attending a Christmas party tonight.
Mame
 
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Reply Wed 5 Dec, 2012 03:58 pm
@Dutchy,
Yeah, as Santa, you big fat slob. Try to get the food out of the beard before going, eh?

I'm joining two girlfriends for Thai tonight - it's our gift exchange.
RST
 
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Reply Wed 5 Dec, 2012 06:12 pm
@Mame,
Unabashed, aren't we, on private matters. I hope it's nothing short of venereal disease.

I was lucky enough to take three pictures of a flying squirrel in action in my backyard today.

Mame
 
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Reply Wed 5 Dec, 2012 06:22 pm
@RST,
Uh, you weren't taking pictures and there was no flying squirrel - you're hallucenating again, you schizo freak.

Just about to leave for dinner!
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2012 10:03 am
@Mame,
And you're deliberately leaving your wallet home so you can force your friends to pay for your meal, you manipulative con artist.

I eat the same thing for breakfast every day.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2012 10:12 am
@firefly,
Yeah so I've heard. 4 donuts, several rashers of bacon, a liter of chocolate syrup poured into a half gallon of full fat milk and 5 eggs fried in the bacon fat along with a half loaf of bread and that's all before you feed the cats.

I had a strange message on my voice mail this morning which I am still attempting to decipher.
Mame
 
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Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2012 01:08 pm
@Sturgis,
Nothing strange to decipher, you twit. You're just surprised the collection agency caught up with you.

Washed my car today - don't really know why I bother with all this slush.
RST
 
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Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2012 05:43 pm
@Mame,
Car? You mean your shopping cart, ye lazy hobo.

Tried a recipe from The smitten kitchen cookbook, and it was simply delicious.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2012 05:53 pm
@RST,
You weren't supposed to eat the book you ninny. Then again, since you can't read beyond Run Spot Run, you wouldn't have been able to follow any of the recipe instrux so I suppose you thought the pictures were actual food.

My supply of fresh onions has dwindled to the last 3 and I don't feel like going to the store to get more.
RST
 
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Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2012 10:30 pm
@Sturgis,
I would insult you for your indolent nature, but it's not good to pick on the mentally disabled.

Why do I dislike people who eat without manners?
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2012 11:56 pm
@RST,
Because you're shallow and superficial and petty and arrogantly think you can judge someone by the way they hold a fork.

I had a very strange day today.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 7 Dec, 2012 01:51 am
@firefly,
(Been very strange on this thread too!! Several post have been removed?????)

You always feel strange when you've hit the bottle to hard you old sot.

I'm playing Santa for the neighbourhood kids tonight.
Mame
 
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Reply Fri 7 Dec, 2012 07:20 am
@Dutchy,
(Yeah, I wonder why that was)

You're only playing Santa so you can feel the kids up, you pervert.

I stayed in and read a good book last night.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 7 Dec, 2012 03:29 pm
@Mame,
Fifty shades of grey no doubt, kept your hubby in as well. Razz

Enjoyed my night with the kids and their mothers last night, felt uncomfortable in my Santa suit though as it was such a warm night.
 

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