Only to mooch more money from you that she'll never repay. Your entire grasping family knows what a gullible air-brain you are, and they play you like a fiddle.
I am delighted with the purchases I received in the mail today.
Yeah so I've heard. 4 donuts, several rashers of bacon, a liter of chocolate syrup poured into a half gallon of full fat milk and 5 eggs fried in the bacon fat along with a half loaf of bread and that's all before you feed the cats.
I had a strange message on my voice mail this morning which I am still attempting to decipher.
You weren't supposed to eat the book you ninny. Then again, since you can't read beyond Run Spot Run, you wouldn't have been able to follow any of the recipe instrux so I suppose you thought the pictures were actual food.
My supply of fresh onions has dwindled to the last 3 and I don't feel like going to the store to get more.