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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 2 Dec, 2012 12:20 am
@Ticomaya,
No wonder they call soccer a game for sissies, can't play with a few cracked ribs, what a lot of crap. Watch an Aussie football game and you'll see a real men's game where cracked ribs and broken bones are all part of the game!

Although the temperature is a mere 50 degrees we'll be going for a swim in the ocean later. All part of keeping a fit, taut and terrific body.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Sun 2 Dec, 2012 12:37 am
A "fit" body? That's what your calling what you have? <snicker>


Have you considered aerobics?
RST
 
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Reply Sun 2 Dec, 2012 01:26 am
@Ticomaya,
Like that is the least of your concern. Your legs are too short to catch up with me in the first place, short ass midget.

I am going to visit a good old friend today.
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Sun 2 Dec, 2012 01:35 am
@RST,
You have no friends, loser.

I'm way taller than you, shrimp.
RST
 
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Reply Sun 2 Dec, 2012 01:42 am
@Ticomaya,
Of course, you're taller than a shrimp, but that doesn't cut it now does it? Now stand over here and let me use your shoulders as foot rest.

Do you play basketball?
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Sun 2 Dec, 2012 01:43 am
@RST,
Yep. I'm a big man.


You, on the other hand, are a little girl.
RST
 
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Reply Sun 2 Dec, 2012 01:51 am
@Ticomaya,
Big man? ohhhhhh, the man who is 7 feet 2 inches, and 2 inches in the dick after 7 pumps.

Have you though about investing in a mini golf course?
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Sun 2 Dec, 2012 02:02 am
@RST,
If it involves you, I haven't given it a thought.


Wishing I could play a little footie tomorrow.
RST
 
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Reply Sun 2 Dec, 2012 02:46 am
@Ticomaya,
Sheeesh, have you become senile and lost your mind? I heard you once already, and you know, if you'd have known you were going to live this long, you should have taken better care of yourself.

Do you hate Mondays?
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 2 Dec, 2012 02:54 am
@RST,
You're obviously an idler, a no-hoper and a dumb blonde otherwise you wouldn't ask such a stupid question.

I'm looking forward to Monday as I will be chairing an important investment meeting.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Sun 2 Dec, 2012 12:14 pm
@Dutchy,
You seem to have misunderstood- again. You won't be chairing an investment meeting, you'll be sitting in the box explaining to the judge and court about your income tax evasion and subsequent fraud (not to mention signing the forms with a cheap lime green wax crayon).

I had a series of very strange dreams last night.
RST
 
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Reply Sun 2 Dec, 2012 12:41 pm
@Sturgis,
I woke up from a nightmare. I dreamed that I was you.

I'm volunteering in a soup kitchen today afternoon.
yannalfopaula
 
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Reply Sun 2 Dec, 2012 01:31 pm
@RST,
Oh you're going to feed peasant's agajn so says you.

I don't volunteer anymore.
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 2 Dec, 2012 02:56 pm
@yannalfopaula,
That's because no one wants you. You're such an inept lamebrain, no one will accept your help or services, even when they are free.

I've decided what I want for Christmas.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 2 Dec, 2012 03:28 pm
@firefly,
It is doubtful if you will get it with a history of naughtiness this year.

My Christmas will be a small family affair this year.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Sun 2 Dec, 2012 08:56 pm
@Dutchy,
That's because you are only allowed 1 visitor at a time in the maximum security prison you now call home.

My neighbor has been babbling endlessly about the 60 inch screen on his new television set.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 2 Dec, 2012 09:07 pm
@Sturgis,
That's not your neighbor babbling endlessly. It's one of the many voices in your schizophrenic addled head. As for the 60 inch TV? I don't have a proper insult for you. It's a bloody 60 inch TV. What's not to love.

Spent 3 and half hours with a handful of friends today on an unlimited all you can drink mimosa brunch.
yannalfopaula
 
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Reply Tue 4 Dec, 2012 10:59 am
@tsarstepan,
You are what you drink.

Thanyou everyone, i'm polite.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 4 Dec, 2012 11:29 am
@yannalfopaula,
I believe you mean you are a black belt in passive-agressiveness.

I just left a 15 follow-up appointment at the Brooklyn VA hospital. I now have to wait an hour to make another apppointment in February. Damn you Hurricane Sandy for closing down the very efficiednt Manhattan VA Hospital! Mad
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 4 Dec, 2012 11:35 am
@tsarstepan,
Awww...poor baby, you have to wait a whole hour. Shocked Another hour you could be spending smoking a joint and watching TV, you lazy, whining, pot-head.

I've been doing some Christmas shopping on e-bay.
 

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