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Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 28 Nov, 2012 08:36 pm
@firefly,
You've got to buy a ticket first you miserable skeapchate and knowing you that won't be happen as you spent your last cent on booze.

My partner won Powerball sometime ago so money is no object in this household.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Wed 28 Nov, 2012 11:27 pm
@Dutchy,
You have quite an imagination since nobody, not even the most down on their luck and most mentally unstable would be bothered with worthless dreck like you. The only partner you've ever had is named Gordon and they manufacture your gin.

I just had a bowl of a tasty cereal with lots of almonds and raisins.
laughoutlood
 
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Reply Wed 28 Nov, 2012 11:45 pm
@Sturgis,
Just a drupe of cyanide , how peachy.

Speaking of raisin', i laid the south 40, the grass is greener.
RST
 
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Reply Thu 29 Nov, 2012 12:25 am
@laughoutlood,
Great, I've also heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field, now stop annoying me before I kick you south of your belt and make your face greener than the grass you laid.

Now what was I doing before you disturbed me?
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 29 Nov, 2012 09:03 am
@RST,
You were farting, scratching your butt, picking your nose, fondling your crotch, and trying to open a beer can with your free hand, you gross oaf.

I'm happy I won $4 on Powerball and I'm taking it in a lump sum.
RST
 
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Reply Thu 29 Nov, 2012 09:16 am
@firefly,
If you knew anything about mathematical probabilities, you'd have understood that the lottery is an idiot's tax where you loose more money than you gain in the long run, so better yet, invest your hard earned sum of money in a good plastic surgeon to cover up that ugly face of yours.

I am freezing my ass off, walking the dog in a thin sweater.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 29 Nov, 2012 11:35 am
@RST,
That's because, you were so hung over, you stupidly didn't realize it was much too cold to wear shorts while walking the dog. You deserved to freeze your ass off, you lush.

I forgot to buy several items when I went shopping yesterday.

Mame
 
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Reply Thu 29 Nov, 2012 12:00 pm
@firefly,
You mean when you were shop-lifting yesterday, you itinerate ignoramus.

I'm taking my dogs for a walk in a bit.
RST
 
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Reply Thu 29 Nov, 2012 03:26 pm
@Mame,
It's good that you're doing a bit of exercise, you don't look as fat as you did yesterday.

How did I get addicted to music?


tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 29 Nov, 2012 03:48 pm
@RST,
Can you remind me if you please, is music street slang for heroin, cocaine, or some club drug variant of ecstasy?

I'm going to the gym immediately after work today (in 12 minutes).
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 29 Nov, 2012 03:50 pm
@RST,
Easy, whilst listening to the Salvation Army band and waiting to pick up your free meals daily you scrounger.

I'm unexpectedly hit with an enormous tax bill yesterday.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Thu 29 Nov, 2012 04:45 pm
@Dutchy,
That's what happens if you fail to pay your taxes for 43 years. The A(ustralian) T(axation) O(ffice) frowns upon it and will jail you if you don't pay.

I just had another serving of delicious butternut squash.
Mame
 
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Reply Thu 29 Nov, 2012 06:01 pm
@Sturgis,
Back at the soup kitchen again, you scrounge!

I've made all the dips and appies for my husband's big 60th b'day bash tomorrow. Just have to vacuum and wash the floors. yay
yannalfopaula
 
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Reply Fri 30 Nov, 2012 10:32 am
@Mame,
Your going to wash and vac this ought to be a first.

I practice detachment.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 30 Nov, 2012 01:19 pm
@yannalfopaula,
Absolutely correct, you're totally detached from the real world you fruitcake.

Helping my partner preparing food and drinks for an intimate dinner party for some friends tonight.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Fri 30 Nov, 2012 04:54 pm
@Dutchy,
I am so glad you have your stuffed animals all sitting at the table for your 'party'. Just don't go doing what you did the last time with that stuffed gorilla, it took your lawyer quite a bit of wangling to get you cleared of those indecency charges.

I purchased a wonderful new skillet and have already used it twice.
RST
 
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Reply Fri 30 Nov, 2012 05:08 pm
@Sturgis,
You sick dominating bastard, why would you hit your boyfriend's face twice with a skillet just because he wouldn't have sex with your hairy ass.

My dog looked sillier than usual after I bathed him today.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Fri 30 Nov, 2012 05:11 pm
@RST,
That's still 100% better looking than you will ever be.

There's a sale on taco shells at the local market and I'm considering buying a carton of them.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 1 Dec, 2012 11:55 pm
@Sturgis,
Get a life, what on earth would you want a carton of them for, have you gone of your rocker?

Once again I delivered the sermon in the local Cathedral today, the huge attendance worried me a little as they all wanted to shake my hands afterwards.
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Sun 2 Dec, 2012 12:00 am
@Dutchy,
If that is true - and I doubt sincerely that it is, I'm sure the Cathedral patronage must have been drunk today, in order to have enjoyed a sermon from you.

No soccer game for me tomorrow ... dealing with cracked ribs.
 

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