So you bought two large bags of extra stale candy corn on super clearance since Halloween was almost a month ago. You'll give each member of your family 6 bits of candy corn for Christmas. You bloody cheapo.
Wonder you had to register that peace of junk at all, the cops should de-register that heap of **** and take your licence away, women shouldn't be driving, you're a danger on the road!
Shouldn't you be honest and say 'CRASHING' your first party of the season? Even the Ladies Auxiliary which prides itself on helping everyone has guards posted to keep you out.
For dinner tonight I am having stuffed pork chops and mashed potatoes along with lima beans. I wonder what will be my dessert...
And the recipients will be so thrilled with their "gift"--a single peppermint tea bag that you tucked into their card--that they will be laughing about how cheap you are for many, many Christmases to come.