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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 27 Nov, 2012 10:42 pm
@yannalfopaula,
That explains why it's all over your chin, and shirt, you slob.

I've had a weird day.
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firefly
 
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Reply Tue 27 Nov, 2012 10:43 pm
bump
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Wed 28 Nov, 2012 06:15 am
@firefly,
You're the kind of person who would bump a thread after one minute ... that's not a compliment.


I have an extremely busy schedule planned for today.
Mame
 
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Reply Wed 28 Nov, 2012 06:46 am
@Ticomaya,
Yep, checking in with your parole officer, having lunch at your local Soup Kitchen, and then moving your cardboard box to a better location.

I've finished my Christmas shopping.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 28 Nov, 2012 07:16 am
@Mame,
So you bought two large bags of extra stale candy corn on super clearance since Halloween was almost a month ago. You'll give each member of your family 6 bits of candy corn for Christmas. You bloody cheapo.

I'm taking today (my birthday) off from work.
yannalfopaula
 
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Reply Wed 28 Nov, 2012 07:23 am
@tsarstepan,
Happy Birthday,,, are you still the same age as the last 10 year's still?

I'm never going to grow up.
Mame
 
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Reply Wed 28 Nov, 2012 08:11 am
@yannalfopaula,
That's obvious, you immature twit.

I'm about to head out to do some early grocery shopping.
yannalfopaula
 
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Reply Wed 28 Nov, 2012 08:20 am
@Mame,
Make sure you steal some poor persons food stamps first.

I shop at the Salvation Army.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Wed 28 Nov, 2012 10:41 am
@yannalfopaula,
That's not true, because shopping involves paying for an item not just shoving it under that blanket you call a cape.

As the year winds down I wonder what the next one will bring.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 28 Nov, 2012 10:51 am
@Sturgis,
Well it won't bring any changes to your miserable personality, or disgusting habits, or make anyone more inclined to spend time around you.

I still haven't gotten a Powerball ticket.
Mame
 
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Reply Wed 28 Nov, 2012 10:57 am
@firefly,
That's because you're banned from all the stores where they sell them due to all the previous shoplifting and screaming matches you've engaged in.

Had to re-register my car yesterday. It's an annual money grab since it's the same car.


Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 28 Nov, 2012 03:38 pm
@Mame,
Wonder you had to register that peace of junk at all, the cops should de-register that heap of **** and take your licence away, women shouldn't be driving, you're a danger on the road!

Attending my first Christmas party today.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Wed 28 Nov, 2012 04:31 pm
@Dutchy,
Shouldn't you be honest and say 'CRASHING' your first party of the season? Even the Ladies Auxiliary which prides itself on helping everyone has guards posted to keep you out.

For dinner tonight I am having stuffed pork chops and mashed potatoes along with lima beans. I wonder what will be my dessert...
yannalfopaula
 
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Reply Wed 28 Nov, 2012 05:15 pm
@Sturgis,
Lemon tart (you are what you eat).

Chap block smells good.
Mame
 
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Reply Wed 28 Nov, 2012 05:32 pm
@yannalfopaula,
anything smells good to you since you haven't eaten in days.

Making Indian Brussel Sprouts for dinner. Can't find my fenugreek leaves Sad
yannalfopaula
 
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Reply Wed 28 Nov, 2012 05:52 pm
@Mame,
Who the Haverhill uses fenugreek leaves?!

I have no idea what that is.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 28 Nov, 2012 05:56 pm
@yannalfopaula,
I'm not surprised you imbecile.

I'm taking delivery of a new car today.
yannalfopaula
 
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Reply Wed 28 Nov, 2012 05:58 pm
@Dutchy,
Try giving it back this time.

I love blueberry pancakes.
Mame
 
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Reply Wed 28 Nov, 2012 05:59 pm
@yannalfopaula,
We can tell, Fatty-Fatty-Two-By-Four

I've mailed off all my Xmas presents! Yay!
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 28 Nov, 2012 08:29 pm
@Mame,
And the recipients will be so thrilled with their "gift"--a single peppermint tea bag that you tucked into their card--that they will be laughing about how cheap you are for many, many Christmases to come.

I plan on winning the Powerball jackpot tonight.

 

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