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Mame
 
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Reply Tue 23 Oct, 2012 03:23 pm
@Dutchy,
What kind of drugs are you on, man? That chauffeur is a figment of your schizoid delusions. You're bedding down at the local wrecker's and that car was in an accident 20 yrs ago. Hey, be sure to watch out for the rust and the rats, dude.

My son's birthday is tomorrow. He'll be 29.
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FOUND SOUL
 
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Reply Tue 23 Oct, 2012 03:25 pm
@Dutchy,
That's what you told your wife anyway, it was you and you know it, your chauffeur rang in sick but you didn't care, you went to the BBQ anyway, too many beers, or was it the dolly parton impersonator in the passanger seat of the car next to you, perv.

Going to plant some plants in the garden tomorrow
Sturgis
 
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Reply Wed 24 Oct, 2012 12:42 pm
@FOUND SOUL,
That should be interesting since there is no garden in that basement hovel you've not left in 29 years.


Tragedy has struck, my microwave oven is broken.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 24 Oct, 2012 12:49 pm
@Sturgis,
You're such a drama queen! Try plugging it in, dumbbell, it came unplugged when it was moved to clean the counter. You can figure out how to plug it in can't you, or do you need help with that too?

I have been making all sorts of plans.

Mame
 
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Reply Wed 24 Oct, 2012 01:26 pm
@firefly,
We know... the police are onto you and your drug trafficking dealings. By the way, you've been reported by the hydro company for excessive usage.

Made a delicious tortilla soup today!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 24 Oct, 2012 03:52 pm
@Mame,
So delicious that all your guests were taken to Hospital with food poisoning, why don't you use fresh and proper ingredients instead of stuff that has a use by date that expired years ago you dumb blond.

I'm having a day off from work and feel like doing a tour of the wineries nearby.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 24 Oct, 2012 04:15 pm
@Dutchy,
You mean you'll tour the local liquor stores to find the cheapest wine, then you'll buy a half gallon of it and drink yourself into oblivion, you hopeless sot.

I don't feel like cooking dinner tonight.
FOUND SOUL
 
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Reply Thu 25 Oct, 2012 01:55 am
@firefly,
Or any night, you always get "the man" to do it, preferring gourmet but he can only do BBQ but that's not what you tell your friends, you wanna be.

I am thinking about dancing or something
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 25 Oct, 2012 02:46 am
@FOUND SOUL,
I know your type, dancing and doing something risque to attract an unsuspecting male for a one night stand, you man eater.

I hope to get my pilot's licence tomorrow so I can fly the company's Lear Jet to board meetings Interstate.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 25 Oct, 2012 08:07 am
@Dutchy,
Your delusions have gotten more grandiose since you stopped taking your meds so you could down more booze. The only place you'll be flying off to is back to the funny farm, for a nice long stay in a padded room, until you touch base with reality again, you addle-brained old coot.

I really enjoyed game 1 of the World Series.

yannalfopaula
 
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Reply Thu 25 Oct, 2012 09:54 am
@firefly,
World series Gambling Addiction you have.

Hurricane Sandy look's notable.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 25 Oct, 2012 01:25 pm
@yannalfopaula,
Wouldn't affect the cardboard shanty you live in you old wrinkled spinster.

Should I get my pilot's licence today, I will take my partner out for a sumptious meal somewhere.
FOUND SOUL
 
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Reply Thu 25 Oct, 2012 01:55 pm
@Dutchy,
lols fish and chips by the sea you mean, you cheapscape.

Going to paint my nails black today
yannalfopaula
 
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Reply Thu 25 Oct, 2012 02:14 pm
@FOUND SOUL,

Like the color of your soul.

I just visited my dad.













Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 25 Oct, 2012 02:44 pm
@yannalfopaula,
What you didn't say he is in jail and you tried to get some dope to him but were caught you ratfink.

I've just been for my morning beach walk, very invigorating.
yannalfopaula
 
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Reply Thu 25 Oct, 2012 02:47 pm
@Dutchy,
Don't you mean it's nightime and your homeless again.

I like the group Rainbow.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 25 Oct, 2012 02:57 pm
@yannalfopaula,
Only because one artist can't satisfy you and you need a whole band to keep you going, you maneater.

I met an old friend during my beach walk and we had a cup of coffee together in a seaside cafe.
yannalfopaula
 
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Reply Thu 25 Oct, 2012 03:20 pm
@Dutchy,
and now off to a motel for another sordid affair.

My daughter is visiting.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 25 Oct, 2012 04:15 pm
@yannalfopaula,
She just showed up to get some money out of you, she's as shiftless and good-for-nothing as you are.

I'm glad I finally got my flu shot.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 25 Oct, 2012 04:23 pm
@firefly,
You would have been better of with a face lift, you're getting uglier by the day.

I'm off to buy some new clothes this morning.
 

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