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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
yannalfopaula
 
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Reply Thu 25 Oct, 2012 11:45 pm
@Dutchy,
Are you crazy store security shall go into shock.

I stole something when i was a kid.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 26 Oct, 2012 12:01 am
@Dutchy,
You haven't stopped stealing since, your mug shot hangs in every store in town as a warning you're a reputed shoplifter.

I made a killing on the stockmarket today as my uranium shares went through the roof.
yannalfopaula
 
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Reply Fri 26 Oct, 2012 12:15 am
@Dutchy,
Insider trading no doubt,,, isn't that getting old,,, like you.

I weigh 160 (what a shock!)
Mame
 
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Reply Fri 26 Oct, 2012 05:37 am
@yannalfopaula,
And you're only 4'10", you out of shape slob.

I'm going to a football game tonight. It's going to be -15 C. Brrr!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 26 Oct, 2012 05:42 am
@Mame,
Chasing the boys again eh, I'll bet it will be hot, hot, hot where you finish up after the game.

I'm sick of dining out continuesly, tomorrow I promised my partner we have dinner at home.
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yannalfopaula
 
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Reply Fri 26 Oct, 2012 05:43 am
@Mame,
You ungrateful snob, i love eating out.

I alway's have a blanky near or on me. :-)
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 26 Oct, 2012 05:50 am
@yannalfopaula,
For obvious reasons no doubt, you don't want the world to see what you and your toyboy are upto.

I'm watching a replay of the 2nd world series game on TV. Pitcher just got smacked on the head with a ball, ouch.
yannalfopaula
 
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Reply Fri 26 Oct, 2012 06:00 am
@Dutchy,
You have fake empathy.

I'm considerate.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 26 Oct, 2012 06:15 am
@yannalfopaula,
Considerate my ass. You knocked the Salvo's back the other day when they asked you for a Christmas donation, you miserable sot.

I am well known for my philanthropic work.
yannalfopaula
 
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Reply Fri 26 Oct, 2012 06:18 am
@Dutchy,
Philanthropy does not need a disease spreader like you.

I'm a recovering alcoholic, 11 year's sober, (i only drank for 3 year's)
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 26 Oct, 2012 06:39 am
@yannalfopaula,
Too bad you can't recover from terminal stupidity.

I need to buy some new flashlights.
yannalfopaula
 
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Reply Fri 26 Oct, 2012 07:09 am
@firefly,
You know how to work a flashlight?!

I am more thee candle type.
Mame
 
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Reply Fri 26 Oct, 2012 09:01 am
@yannalfopaula,
Not since you burnt your neighbour's house down when over there drunk one night, you're not.

I'm going grocery shopping today.
yannalfopaula
 
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Reply Fri 26 Oct, 2012 10:50 am
@Mame,
You're going to show yourself in public again?

I just ate a Big Mac.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 26 Oct, 2012 11:25 am
@yannalfopaula,
That's obvious from the grease stains all over your shirt, you filthy slob.

I've got to do a lot of shopping today.
yannalfopaula
 
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Reply Fri 26 Oct, 2012 11:31 am
@firefly,
Shoplifting?

I put candy-bars in my coffee.
Mame
 
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Reply Fri 26 Oct, 2012 12:02 pm
@yannalfopaula,
And you drink pop and eat potato chips all day. That's why you've lost most of your teeth.

Couldn't find a fancy blouse anywhere today for a party I'm having.
yannalfopaula
 
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Reply Fri 26 Oct, 2012 12:09 pm
@Mame,
Thats because your a man Mame, i can tell just by lookijg at your name.

Have you tried the Goodwill store yet?
Mame
 
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Reply Fri 26 Oct, 2012 12:52 pm
@yannalfopaula,
That's where you shop, right?

I'm having a glass of grapefruit juice.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 26 Oct, 2012 02:16 pm
@Mame,
Gawd you're hopeless, that's whiskey you're drinking you drunken sot, you probably passed out by now.

I've been for an early morning swim, rather cool, but now I feel raring to go.
 

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