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firefly
 
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Reply Sun 21 Oct, 2012 05:48 pm
@Dutchy,
Meetings with your bookie, your former cell mate, your drug dealer, your parole officer, your criminal lawyer, the fence who unloads stolen goods for you, and the madam of the local whorehouse who claims you've been paying her girls in counterfeit money. You certainly are an important part of the sleazy criminal element in your area, you lowlife creep.

One of my favorite TV shows is on tonight.

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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 21 Oct, 2012 07:08 pm
@Dutchy,
Since you don't actually have either a cable or TV, you'll just basically break into your neighbor's barn and stare at the cow for 45 minutes. It's good you have a strong imagination but by no means is cow watching technically considered a TV series.

I plan on doing my laundry tomorrow after work.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 21 Oct, 2012 07:51 pm
@tsarstepan,
About time you filthy grub, you smell so bad even the street dogs take a detour to avoid you.

I was late for an important meeting this morning due to a huge traffic jam on the freeway.
Mame
 
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Reply Mon 22 Oct, 2012 06:24 am
@Dutchy,
You caused the problem with your broken down piece of junk you call a car.

I'm picking my husband up at the airport today! Oh, and our mayor awarded me a medal for being such a good citizen (a la Dutchy).
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 22 Oct, 2012 09:57 am
@Mame,
Those metal handcuffs they slapped on you were not an award, they finally arrested you for harassing the mayor with constant obscene texts and nude photos of yourself, you shameless floozy. If hubby has any smarts, which is doubtful, he won't help you make bail and he'll let you cool your heels in the slammer where you belong.

I think I'll get my flu shot today.
yannalfopaula
 
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Reply Mon 22 Oct, 2012 01:01 pm
@firefly,
You should get a - Fluzy - shot instead.


I'm quiet most of the time.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 22 Oct, 2012 03:25 pm
@yannalfopaula,
No place for you here than, we only tolerate wild women, who can give as good as they get. Get it you cheap tart?

I paid for my secretary's hairdo today.
yannalfopaula
 
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Reply Mon 22 Oct, 2012 04:02 pm
@Dutchy,
You're the cheap secretary.

I just ate a turkey dinner, yummy!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 22 Oct, 2012 04:08 pm
@yannalfopaula,
A turkey for dinner, no wonder you're bursting at the seams you overweight piece of lard.

Going to the pub for a beer shortly.
yannalfopaula
 
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Reply Mon 22 Oct, 2012 05:06 pm
@Dutchy,
Are you sure you're not a shortly pub beering for going to a trough?

I'm allergic to alcohol,,, when i drink i break out in handcuff's.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 22 Oct, 2012 11:04 pm
@yannalfopaula,
Just as well as when your hands are free you have a habit of groping any male in sight you cheap drunk.

The Lord Mayor and myself dined in style today, the City Council picking up the considerable tab.

Mame
 
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Reply Tue 23 Oct, 2012 02:01 am
@Dutchy,
Delusional again, D... you were eating at the soup kitchen, remember? Take your meds!!

My husband arrived home today!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 23 Oct, 2012 02:29 am
@Mame,
You almost got caught didn't you, were only just able to get rid of that Lothario you've been entertaining of late, you two timing grand-mother.

The Lord Mayor asked me today to open the new City Town Hall and Civic Centre next month, amongst the guest will be Prince Charles and his wife Camilla visiting our fair city. If I accept I'll have to buy a new outfit.
Rockhead
 
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Reply Tue 23 Oct, 2012 02:31 am
@Dutchy,
you're on the overnight cleaning crew?

it's past bedtime here...
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 23 Oct, 2012 02:36 am
@Rockhead,
I know, you're making a lot of stupid statements, you zombie.

I've met Prince Charles a couple of times before I'm sure he'll remember Dutchy. Smile
yannalfopaula
 
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Reply Tue 23 Oct, 2012 06:26 am
@Dutchy,
Are you Camilla the thrilla from Manila Prince Charles Wife in real life?


That rhymed.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Tue 23 Oct, 2012 09:21 am
@yannalfopaula,
Must be a first for you since even your attempts at limerick poetry don't rhyme.

I am reading a very interesting book which is set in the late 1800s.
Mame
 
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Reply Tue 23 Oct, 2012 09:50 am
@Sturgis,
Another book stolen from the library, Sturg?

It snowed 5" last night.
yannalfopaula
 
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Reply Tue 23 Oct, 2012 10:42 am
@Mame,
I'll bet that's nothing as far as a yayo night goes for you.

I don't do Yayo,,, it's poison.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 23 Oct, 2012 02:21 pm
@yannalfopaula,
But you do plenty of other stuff to send you off the planet you dopehead.

I'm thinking of sacking my chauffeur, yesterday he put another dent in the Rolls.
 

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