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Mame
 
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Reply Fri 12 Oct, 2012 01:50 pm
@Sturgis,
Eating out of the dumpsters again, were you?

I'm looking to buy an area rug.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 12 Oct, 2012 01:52 pm
@Sturgis,
Quote:
I'm looking to buy an area rug.

Your math skills are so poor and your sense of scale is so off kilter, you will buy a table placemat instead of an area rug that needs to be at least 5 by 8 feet.

I have a surprise bottle of champagne waiting at home to celebrate my roommate's new job which she starts this Monday.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 12 Oct, 2012 03:34 pm
@tsarstepan,
In other words another weekend orgy of debauchery coming up between two hobos.

I'm volunteering manning the Salvo's soup kitchen today, always gives me a great feeling.
Mame
 
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Reply Fri 12 Oct, 2012 03:55 pm
@Dutchy,
The great feeling comes from slurping the soup in front of the poor hungry people, you louse.

Speaking of soup, I just made a carrot curry soup with homegrown carrots.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 12 Oct, 2012 04:11 pm
@Mame,
Throwing two raw and unpeeled carrots into a gallon of boiling water with two packets of curry flavored Ramen noodle seasoning hardly constitutes carrot curry soup. Okay to be fair, it hardly constitutes carrot curry soup with any noticeable flavor.

I'm now drinking my own concoction of chocolate milk and vodka while I am watching Mythbusters episode.
Mame
 
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Reply Fri 12 Oct, 2012 04:33 pm
@tsarstepan,
You lush, you're just continuing your drinking since you got to work this morning.

I miss NY.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 12 Oct, 2012 04:38 pm
@Mame,
Not surprising now you're home and the toyboys are not so readily available.

Being Saturday I feel like hitting the town tonight for some fun.
Mame
 
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Reply Fri 12 Oct, 2012 05:22 pm
@Dutchy,
Please don't drink and drive like you usually do, you sot. Last time it cost you a pretty penny.

I'm thinking of taking my sister to NY in the Spring.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 12 Oct, 2012 08:59 pm
@Mame,
Please don't, she is happily married and doesn't need to be introduced to your debauched lifestyle of collecting lotharios.

My partner asked me to be home by 7am when I hit town tonight.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Fri 12 Oct, 2012 09:04 pm
@Dutchy,
I see you're talking to yourself in the mirror again, the meds must be wearing off.

Earlier this evening I had a very pleasant conversation with a neighbor.
Mame
 
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Reply Fri 12 Oct, 2012 10:08 pm
@Sturgis,
That was you looking in the mirror talking to yourself, you idiot addict.

My curried carrot soup is delicious.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 12 Oct, 2012 11:23 pm
@Mame,
I'm glad you think so as your dog and cat won't have a bar of it and that speaks volumes for your cooking efforts.

I'm all spruced up and ready for our big night out, should be a rip snorter.
FOUND SOUL
 
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Reply Sat 13 Oct, 2012 01:52 am
@Dutchy,
Yeah that is what your wife said when she heard you say that, she is so tired of your snoring, dressing back to front and getting ripped.

I'm thinking of lounging around by the fire
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 13 Oct, 2012 02:47 am
@FOUND SOUL,
What do you mean thinking, you lounge around the fire all day you lazy sot, you wouldn't work in an iron lung.

I'll be playing the organ in Church tomorrow morning on special request from the Vicar, I feel honoured.
FOUND SOUL
 
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Reply Sat 13 Oct, 2012 03:01 am
@Dutchy,
Yeah he fancies you, you are too blind, you have no idea how to play any organ and you know it... but he doesn't

Dancing around the lounge with the dogs
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 13 Oct, 2012 11:46 am
@FOUND SOUL,
And even the dogs are embarrassed by having to watch your wild, uncoordinated, clumsy, nude gyrations that you consider "dancing".

Some housecleaning is on the agenda this weekend.
FOUND SOUL
 
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Reply Sat 13 Oct, 2012 02:58 pm
@firefly,
I heard last time you did any house cleaning, you got your boobs stuck in the shower recess, don't you know to keep the door wide open? Sheez woman.

I have a cute little thing sitting with me, on my lap
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 13 Oct, 2012 03:10 pm
@FOUND SOUL,
You're stooping pretty low in seducing a poor midget you Jezebelle.

After Church I'm off with my partner to do some wine tasting.
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 13 Oct, 2012 04:35 pm
@Dutchy,
Going to suck the last dregs out of the discarded bottles in the restaurants recycling bins?

I can't find anything interesting to watch on TV.

Mame
 
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Reply Sat 13 Oct, 2012 09:46 pm
@firefly,
That's because you only have one channel, you're too cheap to pay for cable.

I had two girlfriends over for lunch today.
 

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