Yours wasn't there when I started to post. Will think up another one!
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firefly
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Wed 10 Oct, 2012 07:11 pm
@Mame,
Why'd hubby have to skip town this time? A drug deal gone bad? His parole officer found out he skipped the country and spent time in NYC? Another woman with a paternity suit? Or did you send him off on some wild goose chase so you could be alone with your new toy-boy, that kid who delivers pizza and is probably young enough to be your grandchild, you aging floozy?
I think I've finally gotten one thing successfully repaired.
I certainly hope it's your personality. If not, Im sure your face could use some work considering your skin looks like the bag that the corner bum drinks his booze from.
Not one bit surprised about that, your nocturnal acrobatics with your equally adventurous boyfriend causes that, stick to the missionary position and it will go away.
So, you just mugged a school child on her way to elementary school and stole her book bag. You're not obligated to do the child's homework. Besides, basic single digit adding and subtracting isn't your forte.
I got an online coupon for 20% off that expires tonight for an online food ordering service I use. I just might be ordering my dinner for delivery tonight.
You don't fool us, your favourite colour is really black, not purple and what you are looking at is suspenders, whips and leather corsets it's not a Halloween party at all is it Mame, you are a she witch!
Letting your mutts scrounge around in dumpsters, hunting for something to eat, because you're too cheap to buy them decent food, is hardly a trip to a "dog park".
I always seem to be needing to buy more light bulbs.
Yeah and then wondering why they never work even freshly bought. Here's a hint sweetie: You need to pay the electric bill to keep getting current to that room in the attic where you live.
For lunch today I had the most delicious tortellini in garlic sauce.
Will think up another one!
