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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
shari6905
 
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Reply Tue 9 Oct, 2012 09:47 pm
@Sturgis,
Is all that crack smoking keeping you up nights?

I am obsessed with the Ellen show.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Tue 9 Oct, 2012 09:49 pm
@shari6905,
You're just obsessed with how she keeps looking so young and energetic, maybe if you didn't hang out on the corner at all hours you'd look better.

I need to call the plumber about a leaky pipe.
shari6905
 
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Reply Tue 9 Oct, 2012 09:52 pm
@Sturgis,
Incontinence happens when you are old. You need a doctor, not a plumber.

My dog is snoring right now.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Tue 9 Oct, 2012 09:56 pm
@shari6905,
Silly, that's not a dog it's your husband and you're the one who is snoring.


My finances are in terrible disarray.

shari6905
 
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Reply Tue 9 Oct, 2012 09:57 pm
@Sturgis,
If you would stop buying ladies undergarments to wear around the house, you wouldn't have such a money problem.

I need a glass of water.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Tue 9 Oct, 2012 10:01 pm
@shari6905,
Yeah that's one way to water down the gallon of booze you've consumed in the last 8 hours. Good thing you have that still behind your dilapidated shack...helps keep costs down for you.

I've realized recently that television has become more boring than ever.
shari6905
 
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Reply Tue 9 Oct, 2012 10:03 pm
@Sturgis,
Well, maybe because you keep watching home movies.

Headache is setting in.
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 9 Oct, 2012 10:26 pm
@shari6905,
Your usual reason for avoiding sex with your husband. Does your dumb hubby realize he's the only man in the neighborhood who's not having sex with you, you slut?

I just broke two nails.
FOUND SOUL
 
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Reply Tue 9 Oct, 2012 10:27 pm
@firefly,
cat fight again huh, who did he sleep with this time?

I feel like dancing
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 9 Oct, 2012 10:30 pm
@FOUND SOUL,
Well keep your clothes on this time you seductive siren.

My secretary and I lunched in a cosy reataurant today.
FOUND SOUL
 
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Reply Tue 9 Oct, 2012 10:33 pm
@Dutchy,
That is discusting, you should be ashamed of yourself, she is only 18..

I am hungry
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 10 Oct, 2012 03:16 am
@FOUND SOUL,
You're always eating you overweight fat slob, follow my diet and you will always look, trim, taut and terrific.

It's raining and my neighbour's pussy has gone missing again, she asked me to start looking for her.
FOUND SOUL
 
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Reply Wed 10 Oct, 2012 03:29 am
@Dutchy,
Gawd, she wants you so bad and gave you an opening line but you are too stupid to even hear it, typical idiot

It's calm here but I need entertainment
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 10 Oct, 2012 03:46 am
@FOUND SOUL,
I know what entertainment you're after but with your looks you have no show, loose some weight, visit a beauty parlour and who knows you may find yourself a lothario.

I evewntually located my neighbour's pussy and was well rewarded.
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Mame
 
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Reply Wed 10 Oct, 2012 04:25 am
Cheating on your wife again, are you?

I had a great time in NYC and met some great A2Kers.
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Mame
 
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Reply Wed 10 Oct, 2012 04:26 am
That's an interesting euphemism for heating on your wife again.

I had a great time in NYC and met some great A2Kers.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 10 Oct, 2012 04:36 am
@Mame,
Couldn't get your bit in Canada anymore so you travelled to New York instead to find a lothario.

Tomorrow I have a day off from my demanding routine and shall go fishing with my son, promises to be quality time.
Mame
 
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Reply Wed 10 Oct, 2012 05:28 am
@Dutchy,
Your demanding routine is sitting like a slob on your couch guzzling beer and watching football - who needs a break from that?

The nursing home I volunteer at announced a Norovirus on 3 South.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 10 Oct, 2012 09:32 am
@Mame,
And they've also discovered that you're the one who has been passing on STD's to the elderly demented male residents, so be prepared for a visit from the RCMP, you disgusting creep.

I've got to go to Petco to get something special for the dog.

tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 10 Oct, 2012 10:14 am
@firefly,
So? Is that the new euphemism for putting one's dog to sleep when you no longer have any interest in taking care of your pet? You heartless monster! Mad

I just paid my two of my credit card bills online early.
 

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