The Insult Chain Game

@tsarstepan,

So, in other words, you have no life.

I haven't been on A2K in 3 years.

@tsarstepan,

You obviously sneaked off with some dude who prevented you from being here.

Being a nice warm day I'm preparing a nice BBQ for tonight. Grilled T-bone with a beer.

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@Dutchy,

So, an overcooked crap steak and some Natty Ice?

Have a job interview on Monday.

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@shari6905,

Better present your best assets or you won't get a look in.

I intend to do a lot of fishing in the coming week.

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@Dutchy,

Sunfish dont count!

Need to sleep soon.

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@shari6905,

Can't stand the pace baby face?

My secretary gave notice today, is pregnant and is getting married.

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@Dutchy,

Lemme guess, you're the daddy but not the husband.

It is way too early for me to be awake.

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@shari6905,

Right, you don't usually climb out of your coffin until after the sun has set. That explains your revoltingly sickly, deathly pallor.

Still continuing my shopping spree.

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@firefly,

I am surprised that the stolen credit cards haven't been cancelled yet...oh, that's right you swiped them from the comatose woman in the local emergency room,

My hands feel swollen and cold.

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@Sturgis,

Hmmm? Funny you say that. Isn't that's what patient zero said prior to causing the great Spanish flu epidemic of 1918?

After watching a couple more Mythbusters episodes, I will go ahead and do my weekly cleanup of my apartment's kitchen, living room, and bathroom.

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@tsarstepan,

Make sure you mix the ammonia with the bleach.

I need to finish up some homework.

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@shari6905,

About time you clean out that messy hovel of yours reminds me of a pig sty.

Important board meeting this morning about mining tax, Government is trying to rip us off.

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@Dutchy,

You and the homeless guy sharing an egg mcmuffin is not a board meeting.

Homework is done. looking forward to watching Dexter tonight.

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@shari6905,

You're hiding behind Dexter but in reality you're watching another sexy chick-flick.

About to have my breakfast on the back patio, it's a beautiful day once again.

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@Dutchy,

How does one build a patio off of a cardboard box? Did you just remove a wall?

Excited for round 3 of my job interview tomorrow.

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@shari6905,

Don't be disappointed if your looks let you down afterall you're no teenager anymore.

My board meeting finished on a high today, I was awarded a large bonus for presenting a balance sheet that showed a huge black surplus.

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@Dutchy,

Oooh, how are going to spend your $10 gift card to Starbucks?

Jumping in the shower to get ready for the day!

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@shari6905,

Stop exhibiting yourself, lets face it, you can't even rais a wolfwhistle from the postman anymore. Laughing

I'm relaxing with a rum and coke after a hard day at the office.

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@Dutchy,

Call your sponsor!

Went for a run today and now my body is achy.

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@shari6905,

I'm sure it is what with all that running back and forth to the fridge and then the sofa stuffing those buckets of fried chicken down your throat, it's no wonder you're aching.

I really need to get some rest.

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