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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 29 Sep, 2012 12:09 pm
@Mame,
Most people are "up for hours" during the daytime, you fat lazy slob, and if you weren't stuffed with junk food, and grossly overweight, you wouldn't need to nap periodically all day long, and being able to stay awake "for hours" wouldn't surprise you.

I got some good news today.
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 29 Sep, 2012 12:14 pm
bumping the thread to a new page.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 29 Sep, 2012 03:24 pm
@firefly,
Firstly you're not pregnant and secondly your boyfriend decided to stay when you told him, can't blame him, free lodgings, free food, free drinks and free sex!

My holiday went all to quick, back home working my ass off, not enough hours in the day.
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 30 Sep, 2012 09:45 am
@Dutchy,
Boo Hoo, tough for you. Not enough hours in the day to sneak off and be with your mistress, you philanderer, because your partner's got you on a tight leash and she's keeping you busy with chores.

Some people have been irritating me lately.
Mame
 
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Reply Sun 30 Sep, 2012 10:13 am
@firefly,
Because they're trying to do an intervention, you drunken loser.

I'm off to New York tomorrow Smile
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 30 Sep, 2012 10:21 am
@Mame,
Given the City's tough crackdown on prostitution, all you're likely to see is the inside of Rikers Island, you tramp.

I've got to make an important phone call.

Mame
 
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Reply Sun 30 Sep, 2012 10:25 am
@firefly,
911? Boyfriend slapping you around again, eh?

Going to meet a friend who just came back from NY and is going to give me a free pass!
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 30 Sep, 2012 10:36 am
@Mame,
Free pass? Once again, another reason (set of felony charges) for your permanent stay in Rikers when you arrive here NYC. Stealing other people's identity and credit cards still is illegal here in NYC as well as in Canada.

I've been watching the entire BBC series of 4 seasons, The IT Crowd this weekend.
Mame
 
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Reply Sun 30 Sep, 2012 12:52 pm
@tsarstepan,
That's because you're out of work, you bum. Get a job!

Gotta leave to drop my dogs off at their various temporary homes.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 30 Sep, 2012 01:50 pm
@Mame,
So you tried to train your dogs to burglarize jewelry and other valuables from each temporary foster home in which they're staying? Clever idea but remember they're only dogs. They'll probably just steal food from the kitchen trash bin and off of the kitchen counters.

Sundays are made for Mythbuster marathons.
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 30 Sep, 2012 01:57 pm
@tsarstepan,
Only for couch potatoes who are too lazy to do anything requiring any effort and too dumb to do anything requiring any thought.

I'm reading the ads in the Sunday papers.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 30 Sep, 2012 03:55 pm
@firefly,
The only ads you're interested in are the dating services you man eater, are you ever going to settle down with a permanent partner?

I had 5 numbers in X-lotto last night and won $1100.00 which I have donated to my favourite charity.
Mame
 
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Reply Sun 30 Sep, 2012 04:54 pm
@Dutchy,
Yeah, and I'm the Queen of Sheba.

One dog has been dropped off to my in-laws and just waiting for Gracie's temporary sitter to call.
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 1 Oct, 2012 10:04 pm
@Mame,
Hope you have some ready cash, when that sitter calls it will be to ask you to bail her out of jail. Don't you know anyone who isn't some sort of lowlife?

I just had a lengthy, and very enjoyable, phone conversation.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 1 Oct, 2012 10:08 pm
@firefly,
I can just imagine, another sucker from the dating service fell for your tricks.

I just has lunch with a business partner and she insisted of paying the bill, what can an honourable man do?
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 4 Oct, 2012 01:19 pm
@Dutchy,
What would a creep like you know about how honorable men behave?

I'm preparing something special for dinner.

Sturgis
 
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Reply Thu 4 Oct, 2012 01:26 pm
@firefly,
You know, covering a homeless man with whipped cream and then licking it all off is not something most of us would boast about, or refer to as dinner.

My neighbor just called, she was wondering if I am okay,
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 4 Oct, 2012 08:58 pm
@Sturgis,
Your neighbour isn't named Firefly by any chance?

My commercial property investment port folio rose dramatically today after another .25% drop in the mortgage rates.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 5 Oct, 2012 09:29 am
@Dutchy,
That empty old dog house in your back yard won't be much of a commercial investment unless you can find a mutt who's willing to pay you rent, dummy.

I'm going to order loads of stuff from Amazon today.

tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 5 Oct, 2012 09:36 am
@firefly,
SO what is the credit limit of the credit card you stole from you elderly neighbor?

Tomorrow (Saturday): I'm going to lunch with a few a2kers and Saturday night, I'll be watching the live streaming of the Jon Stewart and Bill O'Reilly debate with my best friend.
 

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