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Mame
 
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Reply Tue 4 Sep, 2012 08:56 am
@Dutchy,
Actually, you'll be cleaning the boxes, not sitting in them, but nice try, bozo.

It's raining today and I don't want to walk the dogs.
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firefly
 
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Reply Wed 5 Sep, 2012 03:04 pm
Since they've already peed all over the rug, it really doesn't matter. And your rug's so filthy and smelly, just like the rest of your house, you'll never notice the new additions.

I'm going to make meatballs and spaghetti for dinner.
solipsister
 
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Reply Thu 6 Sep, 2012 02:26 am
@firefly,
I would do a spag bol and make a lasagne with the copious leftovers that nobody will ever want.

I'm baking myself tonight.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 6 Sep, 2012 04:02 am
@solipsister,
If your baking is as ugly as you are nobody but your underfed dogs will eat your rubbish.

I grilled my T-bones just perfect tonight, medium to rare, even my guests were surprised at my culinary expertise.
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 8 Sep, 2012 11:56 am
@Dutchy,
They were mainly surprised that you could stand upright, after all the booze you consumed, you sot.

I've got to pay some bills today.

FOUND SOUL
 
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Reply Sun 9 Sep, 2012 02:14 am
@firefly,
Yeah sure, paying all the large ones and leaving all the small creditors handing for theirs, no respect have you.

I'm staring across the sunroom looking at 8 little ducklings with their parents.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 9 Sep, 2012 03:09 am
@FOUND SOUL,
You need glasses, they're 8 little rats in your run down garden you fool.

I did a winery crawl today and bought some exotic wines for Christmas.
FOUND SOUL
 
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Reply Sun 9 Sep, 2012 03:12 am
@Dutchy,
What is exotic wines? I mean seriously, they all do the same thing ,get you pissed which you know you love , you really mean they were cheap as chips, as you bought the end of the buckets or none at all, then stopped and grabbed a cask on the way home.. You really don't know how to tell the truth do you.

Thinking about my dinner and how simple it will be this time to cook... Grace..
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 9 Sep, 2012 03:34 am
@FOUND SOUL,
You're like the rest of the women here, grossly overweight because you're couch potatoes chewing away on take aways and wouldn't even know how to boil an egg.

I played Amazing Grace on the organ in Church today and the congregation thought oit was great.
FOUND SOUL
 
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Reply Sun 9 Sep, 2012 03:38 am
@Dutchy,
Sure, sure... Sure.

You need to be told three times because you never listen.

Every conversation with you has some conentation of sex, organ? Plus, only Aussies know amazing grace, unless they think of the most gorgeous, in my opinion, woman of all time Princess Grace, Kelly.......
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 9 Sep, 2012 03:55 am
@FOUND SOUL,
What would you know about graceful women? If you had mentioned Dolly Parton, Marilyn Monroe or Jane Mansfield I could believe you but with a golddigger like Grace Kelly you're miles or should I say 'inches' of the mark. Laughing

I think I shall take Monday off after a hectic weekend, after all my teenage years are behind me.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 12 Sep, 2012 07:44 pm
@Dutchy,
Some hectic weekend. You spent it on the couch, watching sporting events and drinking beer with your buddies. You needed Monday off to deal with your hangover, you pathetic mess.

We stopped off to enjoy some ice cream on our way home from shopping today.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 12 Sep, 2012 09:16 pm
@firefly,
More calories to enhance your obesity, you already need two chairs to sit on, you big fat slob.

My secretary commented on my taut physical appearnace yesterday.
Miss L Toad
 
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Reply Fri 21 Sep, 2012 07:15 am
@Dutchy,
Quote:
My secretary commented on my taut physical appearnace yesterday.


How tight were you?

Ever since decimalisation I have been penniless then metrification made me footloose, how quickly things change.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 21 Sep, 2012 07:56 am
@Miss L Toad,
It's a shame that's not true of your underwear.

I'm considering buying some artwork.
Mame
 
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Reply Fri 21 Sep, 2012 08:21 am
@firefly,
Consider away, that's all you'll do since you live under a bridge and have nowhere to hang it.

I'm having lunch with my parents-in-law today.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 21 Sep, 2012 03:27 pm
@Mame,
That will be a new one for you, lunch in the penetentary, seeing that they're both doing time for tax evasion.

My partner and I will fly to Malaysia tomorrow for a well deserved holiday.
Mame
 
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Reply Fri 21 Sep, 2012 03:31 pm
@Dutchy,
Another drunken hallucination of yours, you sot.

Going to Mikey's Juke Joint in a bit to listen to some blues jams.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 23 Sep, 2012 11:48 pm
@Mame,
The name says it all, smoking joints at Mikey's, you'll never learn you dope head.

Presently lying on the beach at the Gold Coast and being served a tropical cocktail by my partner. Temperature 32 degrees, fantastic and so well deserved after a year of hard work.
Mame
 
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Reply Mon 24 Sep, 2012 06:09 am
@Dutchy,
All you do is drink, but it's not a cocktail you're having, it's cheap wine from a box, and you're not laying on a beach, you're still under your bridge, you sot.

I've been up for hours.
 

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