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Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 12 Aug, 2012 03:51 pm
@firefly,
Drunk again, that was the Salvation Army Band playing for the likes of you, incoherently collapsed on the city park benches.

I'm hosting a party after the closing ceremony of the Olympic games.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 25 Aug, 2012 10:16 am
Some party that turned out to be. Your old fart friends fell asleep within half an hour, one peed on your couch, and you stupidly locked yourself out of the house when you ran outside to salute a passing plane because you thought they were having a flyby in your honor.

I've had a hectic week.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 26 Aug, 2012 04:07 am
@firefly,
How many toyboys did visit you, you men eater?

Been asked to judge a wet T shirt competion to raise money for the local Women's Netball Team. I'm reluctant to go but my partner said I should.

firefly
 
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Reply Sun 26 Aug, 2012 05:14 pm
@Dutchy,
Considering that you were repeatedly punched by the ladies, for fondling their boobs through the wet T-shirts, when you judged last year's contest, I think your partner wants to see you make a fool of yourself again--and get slugged for it. Since you never learn from your mistakes, you jerk, she'll probably get her wish.

I can't believe the summer is almost over.



Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 26 Aug, 2012 07:34 pm
@firefly,
Your neighbours will be relieved not seeing you wandering about wearing next to nothing you exhibitionist.

The wet shirt competition went ahead as planned, behaved like an Officer and a Gentleman should, and was rewarded with a kiss by the winner!
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 1 Sep, 2012 06:03 pm
@Dutchy,
That kiss is the most action you've had with a female in the last decade, you sorry loser.

I love long holiday weekends.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 2 Sep, 2012 06:01 am
@firefly,
Ofcourse you do, gives you a chance to park your oversized bronze on a chair and eat fattening takeawys all day while watching chick flicks.

I substituted once again for our local vicar today, after the sermon one parisher said to me, "your words came straight from heaven". I thought that was a great compliment.
Mame
 
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Reply Sun 2 Sep, 2012 09:57 am
@Dutchy,
Too bad he was on drugs so it didn't mean anything. He was probably hallucinating.

Just came back from visiting my granddaughters - funny little people Smile
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 2 Sep, 2012 11:10 am
@Mame,
"Weird" is more accurate to describe those kids. The poor unfortunate misfits take after you, their grandmother.

I might do some baking today.
Rainbowwitch
 
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Reply Sun 2 Sep, 2012 02:50 pm
@firefly,
Oh god not more flavourless food that we have to pretend to like.

Will be ironing tomorrow
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 2 Sep, 2012 04:26 pm
@Rainbowwitch,
"Ironing" is what you call having a facial. It won't help--you'll never get all of those deep wrinkles out of your face. You look like a prune.

I watched a really good movie a little while ago.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 2 Sep, 2012 04:47 pm
@firefly,
Tell me is there such a thing as a good porno movie because I know you're smitten with them.

I may have to go on a diet as I've gained a few pounds lately.
Mame
 
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Reply Sun 2 Sep, 2012 08:27 pm
@Dutchy,
no kidding - we noticed how you almost got stuck going through the door.

Went to BBQ on the Bow (River) today and heard some great bands. Blues, of course.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 2 Sep, 2012 09:34 pm
@Mame,
Eating and listening to music is about all you can do these days now that you are over the hill.

Have entered a 5000 mile charity race through the outback to raise funds for underprivileged children.
Rainbowwitch
 
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Reply Mon 3 Sep, 2012 02:23 pm
@Dutchy,
You cannot run to the bus stop without getting out of breath how on earth you gonna manage 5000 miles

Washing my car tomorrow
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 3 Sep, 2012 03:35 pm
@Rainbowwitch,
I'd give that a miss and wash yourself first, you smell a mile off!

Taking my neighbour shopping today as her car has broken down.
Rainbowwitch
 
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Reply Tue 4 Sep, 2012 04:34 am
@Dutchy,
Hope she is insured, you drive like a mad man on speed

Painting the hallway today
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 4 Sep, 2012 04:48 am
@Rainbowwitch,
Hiding those vomit stains your drunken guests left behind. after last night's party.

I'm heading Interstae for an important business meeting.
Mame
 
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Reply Tue 4 Sep, 2012 06:50 am
@Dutchy,
Yeah, I guess applying for welfare could be called important, you loser.

I'm going grocery shopping in a little bit.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 4 Sep, 2012 07:07 am
@Mame,
I know your shopping list, cigarettes, booz, chocolate and other fattening stuff you moby dick replica.

Booked my private corporate box for next Saturday's football final today, set me back a few dollars but it will be worth it.
 

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